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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is scared of the others

Nightmare Cheese: 150/500

I make a fake, giant Nightmare Cheese to scare the cheese ItsGoingToGetYou = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = ItsGoingToGetYou
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese had a nightmare that he was hunting himself!

Nightmare Cheese: 131/500

I tell the cheese to look in the Mirror = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Mirror
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is used to its scary appearance, so not much damage was dealt.

Nightmare Cheese: 127/500

Wait, you CREATE nightmares? We must have a little... talk... Revenge = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Revenge
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Whatever you did, it worked as the cheese took high damage

Nightmare Cheese: 113/500

I tell the cheese that he, and all his friends will always be defeated by the DreamCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = DreamCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese doesn't want to believe that.

Nighmare Cheese: 111/500

I Hug = 13 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
13 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

The cheese took high damage because he doesn't like hugs...

Nightmare Cheese: 98/500

I tell the cheese that it doesn't matter how much he tries, he will never make anyone's life much worst! YouMeanNothing = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = YouMeanNothing
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Ok AP, you must try a different tactic, the cheese doesn't believe you anymore.

Nighmare Cheese: 96/500

I show a picture of a CutePuppy = 5 to the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
5 = CutePuppy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese actually liked the puppy and didn't took a lot of damage

Nightmare Cheese: 91/500

I show a picture of a cute kitty to the cheese! EvenMoreCute = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = EvenMoreCute
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

probably that dice would roll higher if u replaced the ballistic missile guidance program with the pic of the kitty

nightmare cheese: 82/500

i spill a cup of freshly brewed java right on the cheese. HelloWorld = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = HelloWorld
ihatePKMONagain
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ihatePKMONagain
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Nomad

The cheese was much too hard to take damage from a liquid.

Nightmare Cheese: 76/500

I attempt to eat the cheese [roll 1d20 YumYumYum!]

ihatePKMONagain
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ihatePKMONagain
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Nomad

OMGWhatHappened = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = OMGWhatHappened
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You ate a small chunk of it, and it did damage to the cheese

Nightmare Cheese: 69/500

I try to launch a missile in the cheese! ImpactInThreeTwoOne = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = ImpactInThreeTwoOne
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The missile locks-on the cheese and deals high damage!

Nightmare Cheese: 53/500

I use 8 SuperStimpaks = 11 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
11 = SuperStimpaks
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You did medium damage to the cheese... he's getting stronger...

Nightmare Cheese: 42/500

I enter the nightmare and attack the cheese from there! Surprise = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Surprise
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

What a joke of a nightmare.

Nightmare Cheese: 37/500

I send the cheese into reincarnation hell. Again = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Again
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