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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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seems the cheese doesnt mind jump scares...

nightmare cheese: 393/500

i say this to everyone(and the cheese): if i have a nightmare during the day, does it become a daymare? WorstJokeEver = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = WorstJokeEver
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is confused and, as it is day-time, hurts itself in attempting (and failing) to become a daymare cheese

Nightmare Cheese:373/500

I blend the cheese BlenderPower = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = BlenderPower
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese just... resisted it...

Nightmare Cheese: 368/500

I tell the cheese that he always send me nightmares in the first day of school since 2011, but I never care for it since he's always WRONG = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = WRONG
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is offended. Why have you not been to school for so long?

Nightmare Cheese: 350/500

I charge at the Cheese while riding Mr Rainbow CHAAARGE = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = CHAAARGE
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took medium damage! (I haven't been to school because I was in holidays... since November... )

Nightmare Cheese: 339/500

I tell the cheese that the only thing he does in his life is creating nightmares and he can't do it properly YouAreUseless = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = YouAreUseless
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese believes that it is good at what it does (holidays since November 2011?)

Nightmare Cheese: 338/500

I start a staring contestStare = 8. Maybe it will work this time

DICE RESULTS
8 = Stare
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got a little angry for being stared and was damaged (no, I have holidays twice every year, I meant like, I had nightmares before going back to school in 2011, twice in 2012, twice in 2013, twice in 2014, twice in 2015 and now, in 2016, in the first day of school...)

Nightmare Cheese: 330/500

I tell the cheese that nobody cares for nightmares nowadays! OrJustForgetThem = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = OrJustForgetThem
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is very hurt (so you haven't had 4 years of holidays)

Nightmare Cheese: 311/500

I introduce the cheese to thisBigrat = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Bigrat
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

The rat gnaws on the cheese, then leaves because it tastes nightmarish.

Nightmare Cheese: 300/500

I tell the cheese people are more afraid of death than nightmares. Imjustbetterlol = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Imjustbetterlol
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese just... ignored this fact...

Nightmare Cheese: 291/500

I tell the cheese that most people usually have dreams instead of nightmares, and that he can't change it! YouAlwaysLose = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = YouAlwaysLose
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese knows this and doesn't care.

Nightmare Cheese: 387/500

I headbutt the cheese MyHeadHurts = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = MyHeadHurts
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Your head hurts, but the cheese feels lots of pain too.

Nightmare Cheese: 371/500

I Kick = 14 the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
14 = Kick
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is quite sore

Nightmare Cheese: 357/500

I quadruple punch the cheesePUNCH = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = PUNCH
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is losing lots of health!

Nightmare Cheese: 342/500

I slap the cheese 20 times! OriginalAttack = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = OriginalAttack
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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7 hits miss

Nightmare Cheese: 329/500

I quadruple slap the cheese Slappyslap = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Slappyslap
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