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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Your sugary words affected cheese negatively. It was spoiled by them and spoiled cheese is not too good.

PANIC Cheese: 70/500

I try to butter it up in a different way - I pour boiling-hot butter on it.

1d20=3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 1d20
Ramit12
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The cheese slightly got burned.

PANIC Cheese: 67/500

I FreezeTheCheese = 11 to cool the cheese down while it is actually freezing.

DICE RESULTS
11 = FreezeTheCheese
PLGuy
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Freezing the cheese was kinda successful. Unfortunately it froze the whole thread for 11 days. At least cheese's expiry date has been also delayed.

PANIC Cheese: 56/500

I pour SulphuricAcid = 18 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
18 = SulphuricAcid
nousername757
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nousername757
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A giant chunk of the cheese was dissolved!

PANIC Cheese: 38/500

I press the BigRedButton = 7 that says "Nuke" on it.

DICE RESULTS
7 = BigRedButton
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Guess what? The cheese appears to be partly resistant to nuclear bombs.

PANIC Cheese: 31/500

Since the cheese should be pretty small at this point I just take it and bury it into an Anthill = 15 .

DICE RESULTS
15 = Anthill
sciller45
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sciller45
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The anthill was too small, but it still buried half the cheese! Also ants.

PANIC Cheese: 16/500

I try to EatTheCheese = 12 It should be small enough, right? RIGHT!?

WARNING: Don't try to eat that cheese, for the love of God. It's radioactive, filled with ants and ants' acid and who knows what all. *Gagging*.

DICE RESULTS
12 = EatTheCheese
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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You did ate most of it.

PANIC Cheese: 4/500

Because it nearly dead. I throw the cheese to the TrashCan = 19.

DICE RESULTS
19 = TrashCan
sciller45
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sciller45
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You throw it all in THE TRASH!

PANIC Cheese -15/500

I create.

TRASHCAN cheese!

1d4=1

He's back from the trash can!

It's YOUR fallout (see what I did there) you irradiated him! @nousername757

But I guess it's also your fault the cheese is soft. He turned pacifist. He don't wanna fight anymore, man.

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Man this cheese indeed is a trash.

TRASHCAN Cheese 10/10

I just KickItGently = 4.

DICE RESULTS
4 = KickItGently
sciller45
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sciller45
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Edited lotsa times later by sciller45

You might have been too gentle with this cheese. Come on, man, he's practically leaning over that ledge!

TRASHCAN Cheese 6/10

So, I just PushltGently = 20

There we go!

Oooh, that's a big cliff.

And seriously ArmorGames? You censored PushItGently into Pu****Gently XD

There we go

DICE RESULTS
20 = Pu****Gently
nousername757
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nousername757
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RIP the cheese.
I create the CheesyPun = 2 Cheese!
Cheesy Pun Cheese: 50/50

DICE RESULTS
2 = CheesyPun
sciller45
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sciller45
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but can't
Piano tuna= 13

TAKE THAT, CHEESY!
How you like my puns, hm?

DICE RESULTS
13 = CornyPun
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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It says that they're grate. JK, it hated your puns so much that it hurt itself.

Cheesy Pun Cheese: 37/50

I SlapItCaerphilly = 19.

DICE RESULTS
19 = SlapItCaerphilly
andrewer1010
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andrewer1010
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Shepherd

ignore this comment sorry i tried to join in but it didn't work so read the comment below

andrewer1010
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andrewer1010
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the pun cheese wasn't very cheesy about it
cheesy pun cheese: 18/50
Idabonit = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Idabonit
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