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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Well, I will count it so the game can continue.

Penguin Cheese: 433/500

I throw a cactus on the cheese. CactusSlap = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = CactusSlap
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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I burn the cheese and laugh evilly

CheesePleese = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = CheesePleese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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Dammit evil, you forgot to add the HP.

evilsweetblock gives the cheese a nice roasting.
Penguin Cheese 414/500
I take out multiple dubstep guns and fire them all at once at the cheese. ForTheSaints = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ForTheSaints
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I think you forgot ammo...

Penguin Cheese: 412/500

I throw the cheese really high in the air and then let it fall. Weeeeeeee = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Weeeeeeee
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese makes a SPLAT noise before reforming back into it's original shape after Gogotank threw it into the stratosphere.
Penguin Cheese 393/500
I cast Elwind onto the cheese. WindBlades = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = WindBlades
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

You were low on mana at the time.
Penguin cheese 389/500

I slash at the cheese.Slice = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Slice
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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danwar123 manages to hit the cheese.
Penguin cheese 371/500
I bombard the cheese with wind spells. Woosh = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Woosh
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Just wait for your mana to regenerate...

Penguin Cheese: 365/500

I make a penguin assault. PenguinArmy = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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i use my spells and throw a giant thunderbolt in the cheese!

oops, it gone wrong :/

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Gogotank's penguin army only manages to deal a small damage to the cheese. Meanwhile, armorplayergc forgot to cast the spell.

Penguin Cheese 359/500

I use Arcthunder, hit it with Arcfire before finishing it off with Elwind. Combocentric = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Combocentric
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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The spell combo deals average damage to the cheese.

Penguin Cheese: 350/500

I throw a really heavy piece of ice on the cheese. IceSmash = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = IceSmash
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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The cheese is clearly susceptible to ice, as it scores CRITICAL HIT

Penguin Cheese: 331/500

I eat some cheese. NomNomNom = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = NomNomNom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW!
you ate lots of cheese!

Penguin Cheese: 313/500

i use my dark magic and hit the cheese! Darkness = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Darkness
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is not afraid of the dark, (Propably because it's a piece of cheese) but it deals some damage.

Penguin Cheese: 305/500

PENGUIN ATTACK! AGAIN... PenguinArmy = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese have avoided lots of the attacks

Penguin Cheese: 300/500 (60%)

FIRE TO MELT HIM! (dark-type fire, attack, but not darkfire45) [roll 1d20]

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