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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Your fireball burned the cheese until nothing was left.

Unholy Cheese: -3/100

I create Slime Cheese! Slimy = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Slimy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The Slime Cheese has spawned!
Slime Cheese 100/100
I use a hose to wash away the cheese. SpringCleaning = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = SpringCleaning
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

You clean the slime with a spring
Slime Cheese: 91/100
I laugh evilly at the cheese EvilLaugh = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = EvilLaugh
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

The evil laugh leaves the cheese barely scared and kind of amused.
Slime Cheese: 85/100
I challenge the cheese to a game of chess. Win_or_Lose = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Win_or_Lose
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

The cheese looses.

Slime cheese:70/100
Hit = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Hit
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

danwar hit it so hard the cheese got a hole in it.

slime cheese:53/100

I play Justin Bieber music to it to annoy it...
JustinBieber = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = JustinBieber
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

The cheese is slightly annoyed.

Slime Cheese: 43/100

I teleport it into a dark and horrifying dimension. 3spooki5me = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 3spooki5me
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Your attempt at scaring the cheese failed due to the horrible special effects you did in that dimension.
Slime Cheese 42/100
I tell the cheese a killer joke. Jokes = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Jokes
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Used the wrong dice. Reroll.

1d20=16

DICE RESULTS
16 = 1d20
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Your jokes are sort of funny.Bill?Really?
Slime Cheese 39/100
I eat the cheese.(yes,really.)

Omnomnom = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Omnomnom
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is damaged a bit but you get poisoned. Haven't your parents told you not to eat random slimy things you find on the road?

Slime Cheese: 27/100

Penguin attack! PenguinArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinArmy
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

C==================D Really?One penguin?

Slime cheese:23\100 (I globbed up)

I use Mymom = 20 to embarrass the cheese to it`s weird,thingish death or whatever.

DICE RESULTS
20 = Mymom
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

The cheese has Motherphobia, the deep fear of Mothers.

Slime Cheese: 3/100

I meow harmlessly MuchHarmless = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = MuchHarmless
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Wow,you are such a loud mewer.
I make Wrecked on the Richter scale cheese!Iwant4 = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Iwant4
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Eh, too bad you got 2.

Wrecked on the Richter Scale Cheese: 50/50

I'll try another penguin attack. PenguinArmy = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = PenguinArmy
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