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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The foghorns deafen the cheese for some time.

Sleepy Cheese: 28/50

I attack the cheese with a flock of Harpies = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Harpies
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The harpies succeed in moderately scratching the cheese.

Sleepy Cheese 17/50

I drive over the cheese with a Motorcycle = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Motorcycle
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

You kill the cheese in a humiliating Motorcycle Accident

I create an EvilSweetBlock of Cheese!

ESBCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = ESBCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Evilsweetblock creates his form by cheese.

EvilSweetBlock Cheese: 100/100

I tell the cheese that it's just a clone of evilsweetblock, but in cheese. HarshTruth = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = HarshTruth
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is wounded by your words.

EvilSweetBlock Cheese 86/100

I throw the cheese into a wind tunnel and let it get blown around. BreakingWind = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = BreakingWind
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

The cheese actually enjoys the wind, but is hit by a wall.

EvilSweetBlock Cheese 83/100

I give the cheeseLoveandcare = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Loveandcare
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

EvilSweetBlock Cheese HATES love and care.

EvilSweetBlock Cheese: 67/100

I make a hug assault with my penguins. PenguinArmy = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = PenguinArmy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Only a few brave penguins dared to attack the cheese before chickening out due to it's heavy evil presence.

EvilSweetBlock Cheese 59/500

I use my pulse rifle to shoot at the cheese. PewPew = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = PewPew
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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YES! YOU HEADSHOTED THAT CHEESE!

EvilSweetBlock Cheese: 40/100

I throw the cheese from a mountain! GravityDontForgive = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = GravityDontForgive
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Choose a higher mountain next time, this was just a hill.

EvilSweetBlock Cheese: 32/100

PenguinArmy = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = PenguinArmy
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

Evilsweetblock Cheese is immune to penguins, but not to Armies.

Evilsweetblock Cheese: 18/100

I try to finish this horrible clone! DieMonstrocity = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = DieMonstrocity
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

It still lives!

Evilsweetblock Cheese: 11/100

I try to stab the cheese in the back! StealthyStab = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = StealthyStab
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

You stealthily stab the cheese in the back, Backstabbing it to death.. But whats this?! IT REVIVES ITSELF?

EvilsweetblockCheese2 = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = EvilsweetblockCheese2
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

WHAT?! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

EvilsweetblockCheese2: 500/500

I Exorcise = 1 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
1 = Exorcise
eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

Critical failure!

Evilsweetblockcheese2 : 499/500

I cast Shadowbolt = 14 again!

DICE RESULTS
14 = Shadowbolt
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