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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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The cheese quivers under the force of the vibrations caused by the yell.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 58/500

I lovingly caress the cheese! [roll 1d20]

GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
600 posts
Farmer

Hm that didn't work. 1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The cheese found it a bit rough.

Evilsweetblock cheese 2: 50/500

I drop a boulder on the cheese. Grave = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Grave
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Darkfire45 dropped an eyelash on the cheese.
Evilsweetblock cheese 2: 49/500 HP

MirrorMirrorMonAmour = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = MirrorMirrorMonAmour
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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Farmer

Terry_Logic plays mediocre British pop music at the cheese.
Evilsweetblock cheese 2: 44/500 HP
I talk dirty to the cheese! TalkDirtyToMe = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = TalkDirtyToMe
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

GhostOfNinja attempts to Poison the cheese, but he only pokes it a little bit like a thorn from a rose would.
Evilsweetblock of cheese 2: 37/500

SHALOM = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SHALOM
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Shalom deals good damage!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 21/500

I poke the cheese with a stick. StickPoke = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = StickPoke
Gantic
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Gantic
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The poke leaves the cheese extremely vulnerable!
Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 7/500
I mash the cheese. SmashedToSmithereens = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SmashedToSmithereens
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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Gantic mashes evilsweetblock cheese 2 to smithereens.
I create Cheesus Christ. CheesusChrist = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = CheesusChrist
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

GhostofNinja creates Cheesus!

Cheesus Christ: 500/500

I can't slap Cheesus! I'll hug him instead. Hug = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Hug
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
600 posts
Farmer

Hmm, an ethical dilemma. Is it morally just to help slap a cheese I created?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The hug went okay.

Cheesus Christ: 494/500

I call Satan to deal with the cheese. Antichrist = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Antichrist
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Satan burns the cheese into a crisp.

Cheesus Christ: 477/500

I throw the cheese off Noah's ark. Bible_References = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Bible_References
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

It landed in flood water so it cushioned the fall.

Cheesus Christ: 475/500

I give the cheese as an offering to the gods. Sacrifice = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Sacrifice
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

That worked very well!

Cheesus Christ: 455/500

I give Cheesus another hug! Hug = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Hug
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