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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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You have given a crushing hug.

Cheesus Christ: 437/500

I use a Fat Man to launch a Mini_Nuke = 19 at the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
19 = Mini_Nuke
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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The Mini Nuke explodes right on Cheesus's face.

Cheesus Christ: 418/500

I tickle Cheesus. Tickle = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Tickle
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Yes! we have found a weakness!

Cheesus Christ: 402/500

I'm not going to attack it! D: NoAttackTroll = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = NoAttackTroll
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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The cheese saw that coming but was still hurt by the anticipation.

Cheesus Christ 392/500

I drive a spike up the bottom of the cheese. Pierced = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Pierced
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The spike was not sharp enough to pierce the cheese.

Cheesus Christ: 388/500

I attempt to tickle him again. Tickle = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Tickle
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

it's getting stronger! D:

Cheesus Christ: 382/500

I also want to tickle it! TicklingHardly = 6

EDIT: OH MY GOD! THREE NUMBER 6 IN A ROW!

DICE RESULTS
6 = TicklingHardly
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It's still resisting.

Cheesus Christ 376/500

I chuck a grenade. 1d20=9

DICE RESULTS
9 = 1d20
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

The grenades falls more than a meter from it. You're a bad throw.

Cheesus Christ 367/500

I left the cheese. Leavingthearea = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Leavingthearea
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

This Cheese have a very high defense!

Cheesus Christ: 362/500

I lower it's defense by staring at him LoweringDefenses = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = LoweringDefenses
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

It worked a bit I think.

Cheesus Christ: 354/500

I tickle him again! Tickle = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Tickle
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

The tickle only gets him for a second, than he ignores you.

Cheesus Christ: 347/500

I read a book...
ReadABook = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = ReadABook
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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Farmer

It seems like Cheesus is a tough kill, I suppose I'll help bring down my creation.

Cheesus Christ: 338/500

I crucify Cheesus.
Crucifixion = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Crucifixion
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Again?!

Cheesus Christ: 324/500

I hug Cheesus. Hug = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Hug
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

Your hug made it melt a little.

Cheesus Christ: 313/500

I read the cheese a book. 1d20=5

DICE RESULTS
5 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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well, maybe a longer book next time

Cheeses Christ: 308/500

I tell it a scary story ScaryStory = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = ScaryStory
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