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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
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[quote=armorplayergc]LOL, this cheese don't care about the picture! it actually laughs from bad pictures! JUST LIKE ME! [/quote]

Chat Cheese 100/500

I try to taser the cheese. Taser = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Taser
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! keep doing that!

Chat Cheese: 81/500

I read all the private messages in the chat! NoPrivacy = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = NoPrivacy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It gets a little embarrassed at you reading it's private messages.

Chat Cheese: 69/500

I send a virus to the cheese. TrojanHorse = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = TrojanHorse
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The virus did some damage, but i think it had Avast installed

Chat Cheese: 57/500

I hack the cheese's antivirus! AntivirusHacking = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = AntivirusHacking
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It was effective but they manage to roll out a new patch to prevent such attempt.

Chat Cheese: 42/500

I electrocute the cheese. Zap = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Zap
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese now smells burnt cheese.

Chat Cheese: 26/500

I drag the cheese on a spiky floor. Drag = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Drag
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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The cheese has been perforated nicely.

Chat Cheese: 18/500

I nuke the cheese. ThermodynamicWeaponry = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = ThermodynamicWeaponry
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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You blow away most of the cheese.

Chat Cheese: 5/500

I throw the cheese in a bath of hydrofluoric acid. AcidBath = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = AcidBath
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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And you am become HahiHa, destroyer of cheese.

I make Cheaster A. Arthur, president of the US CheasterArthur = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = CheasterArthur
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You create a medium cheese president.

Cheaster Arthur 50/50

I snipe the cheese. Headshot = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Headshot
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese has no head, your shot just adds a hole.

Cheaster Arthur: 49/50

I unleash a mouse on the cheese. Mouse = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Mouse
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It eats through the cheese like no tommorow until it got full, leaving some behind.

Cheaster Arthur: 32/50

I smack the cheese with a tennis racket. Tennis = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Tennis
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You hit it weak!

Cheaster A. Cheese: 29/50

I have a serious talk with the cheese! SeriousBusiness = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SeriousBusiness
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese ignored most of your serious talk because it found it boring.

Cheaster A. Cheese: 24/50

I call upon the Terminator to destroy the cheese. IllBeBack = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = IllBeBack
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Wow, Dark's attacks have become way weaker.

Cheaster A. Cheese: 23/50

I sit on the cheese. Sit = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Sit
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