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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It missed slightly but the explosion hurt parts of the cheese.

Chuck E. Cheese: 435/500

I send the Freddy Fazbear animatronics to attack the cheese. Haunted = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Haunted
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
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Mr. Cheese has already finished all of the nights, so he's not afraid nor scared.
Chuck E. Cheese HP: 434/500
I make Mr. Cheese go to DeepSleep = 2. But the Deepest one is only coming.

DICE RESULTS
2 = DeepSleep
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese knows that game

Chuck E. Cheese HP: 432/500

I make the cheese play Deeper Sleep, at like, 1 or 2 AM, haunt him in the game, then, i make him walk through his mansion, then, i possess one of the scary guys from the game and appear in front of him! Boo = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Boo
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It wasn't as powerful as you though, maybe because he had finished the first one. It still deals great damage though.

Chuck E. Cheese: 417/500

I hug the cheese while I am on fire. FlamingHug = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = FlamingHug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Well, he's on fire, but the air humidity was high

Chuck E. Cheese: 409/500

I take a glass bottle, I put poison everywhere in the bottle, I put gunpowder inside it, set the bottle on fire and throw the bottle on the cheese's head! KnockKnock = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = KnockKnock
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

The cheese saw you throwing it, dodged, fortunatley some of the bottles liquid hit the cheese.

Chuck E. Cheese: 401/500

I use CD-I Knockoff games. "Mai boi" "I wonder whats for dinner"
CdiKnockoff = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = CdiKnockoff
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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OH MY GOD! the cheese is getting stronger! D:

Chuck E. Cheese: 400/500 (80%)

I make the cheese play "The Deepest Sleep" at 3:00 AM, with me haunting the game, then, make him walk through his mansion, and then, I possess one of the guys from the game, and scare him! Boo = 13...

DICE RESULTS
13 = Boo
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

It scared him a bit, but he got used to it after a few days.

Chuck E. Cheese:387/500

I use Link's Stuff (Bombs,Sword,Map,Octorod)

LinksStuff = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = LinksStuff
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Yes! keep doing that!

Chuck E. Cheese: 368/500

I throw a dark lightning in the cheese! DarkLightning = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = DarkLightning
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Missed!

Chuck E. Cheese: 367/500

I hope my penguins deal good damage this time. PenguinArmy = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = PenguinArmy
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
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The army was a little less decimated than the last time.
Chuck E. Cheese HP: 356/500
I hope my Massacre = 4 of the tied-up penguin army in front of Mr. Cheese deals good damage this time.

Hm, looks like he still likes it.

DICE RESULTS
4 = Massacre
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Hmmm, I had an idea
Chuck E. Cheese: 352/500
I kill all his family in front of him! Overkill = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Overkill
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

The cheese is thankful for your help in ridding him of his family.

Chuck E. Cheese: 351/500

I tickle him with a feather. Feather = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Feather
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

The cheese is ticklish, deals great damage.

Chuck E. Cheese: 334/500

I throw the cheese. 1d20=7

DICE RESULTS
7 = 1d20
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

After a rough flight, the cheese lands on a pile of comforting pillows.

Chuck E. Cheese: 327/500

I will launch another penguin assault. PenguinArmy = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = PenguinArmy
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