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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The anchor wasn't heavy at all

Chuck E. Cheese: 186/500

well, I can't kill him for good, so, i'll kill him for bad! I headshot the cheese with a giant spike of ice! Headshot = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Headshot
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Well that worked! FINALLY!

Chuck E. Cheese: 170/500

As I said earlier, I won't stop assaulting until I deal good damage. PenguinArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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AHHH! IT'S DEFENSE IS STRONG AGAIN!

Chuck E. Cheese: 166/500

I stop the fight and drink a bottle of water BeBored = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = BeBored
cobbcannon3423
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cobbcannon3423
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A fallen bottle of water hit the cheese

Chuck E. Cheese: 154/500

i hit the cheese with another brick of cheese Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Cheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Well, the cheese ate the other cheese! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:

Chuck E. Cheese: 150/500 (30%)

I throw a giant boulder in the cheese! BoulderBuilder = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = BoulderBuilder
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

The boulder bounces off the cheese without doing much damage.

Chuck E. Cheese: 148/500

I give the cheese an angry look. EvilEye = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = EvilEye
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yay! my boulder made it's defense weaker!

Chuck E. Cheese: 135/500

I use my dark magic to bring lots of meteors from the space to hit the cheese! YES! IT CAN BE THE END OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TIME TO SAY YAY = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = YAY
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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NOOOOO! IT DIDN'T WORK!

Chuck E. Cheese: 129/500

A promise is a promise. PenguinArmy = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = PenguinArmy
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

The army was too tierd after all those times it was used. Did barley any damage.

Chuck E. Cheese: 126/500

(Now for another CD-I reference) I use Toast, remember kids, all toasters toast toast.
Toast = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Toast
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
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The toasts is piping hot, having been toasted twice, and melts the cheese some.
Chuck E. Cheese: 113/500
I drop a pile of rats on the Chuck E. Cheese. HaresOfTheMouseWorld = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = HaresOfTheMouseWorld
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! that was a good idea!

Chuck E. Cheese: 103/500

I make everyone nearby (except the cheese) blind and then, I unleash my TRUE form against the cheese! TrueFormIsVERYScary = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = TrueFormIsVERYScary
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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Your true form was a little scary.

Chuck E. Cheese: 94/500

I use a tommy gun to shoot at the cheese. MafiaRules = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = MafiaRules
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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No! The cheese wears a vest!

Chuck E. Cheese: 88/500

I said it: I won't stop. PenguinArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

The cheese has gained some defense from it

Chuck E. Cheese: 84/500

I lower the defense of the cheese in a painful way! DefenseLowered = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = DefenseLowered
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese is convulsed in pain and looses all its defenses.

Chuck E. Cheese: 64/500

I fire a musket at the cheese. Musket = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Musket
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