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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
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The cheese couldn't sleep very well that night.

Bethesda Cheese: 249/500

I unleash a horde of nasty Cliff Racers on the cheese. TerrorOfVvardenfell = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = TerrorOfVvardenfell
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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WOW! this cheese has a very high defence!

Bethesda Cheese: 248/500

I take the cheese to my school... ON A FRIDAY! CryingOfLaughing = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = CryingOfLaughing
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese was a little hurt that it was going to school.

Bethesda Cheese: 239/500

I stuff the cheese with grenades. Boom = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Boom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Yes! But it had 30% defence!

Bethesda Cheese: 225/500

I use a painless method to lower it's defense NoEyesMethod = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = NoEyesMethod
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Isn't it obvious that it would not work?

Bethesda Cheese: 223/500

I run over the cheese while riding a Horse = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Horse
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Oh, I increased it's defense!

Bethesda Cheese: 212/500

I take a pen and I write in the cheese! AntiDefenceDarkRitual = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = AntiDefenceDarkRitual
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
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The defenses of the cheese cannot be lowered.

Bethesda Cheese: 209/500

I go berserk and smash the cheese with a war-hammer repeatedly. WarHammer = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = WarHammer
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
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HahiHa manages to mostly miss the cheese.

Bethesda Cheese: 206/500

I use a Fat Man on the Bethesda Cheese. BoomPlease = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = BoomPlease
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You missed your target but the explosion was enough to damage the cheese.

Bethesda Cheese: 195/500

I attempt to inject the F.E.V. into the cheese. Mutation = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Mutation
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You mutated it to a weaker thing!

Bethesda Cheese: 182/500

I insult the cheese! YoureUgly = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = YoureUgly
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Well that worked surprisingly well!

Bethesda Cheese: 163/500

I fall from really up high and land on the cheese. SkySlam = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = SkySlam
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese has a high physical defence...

Bethesda Cheese: 156/500

I kill the master of the cheese in front of him after a (not so long) fight VoidWillFallUponYou = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = VoidWillFallUponYou
gringrant
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gringrant
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Nomad

The cheese somehow takes damage from that.
Bethesda Cheese: 142/500
I tell the cheese to go to bed! [roll 1d20 BedNOW]

gringrant
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gringrant
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Don't know why that didn't work
BedNOW = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = BedNOW
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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The cheese is very upset for going to bed.

Bethesda Cheese: 128/500

I make my usual penguin assault. PenguinArmy = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = PenguinArmy
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