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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is having a strong physical defence...

Bethesda Cheese: 119/500

I tell the cheese that he is the 50th cheese in Slap The Cheese, and that he HAS to be worth a 50th cheese! FiftyPressure = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = FiftyPressure
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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HOW DID THAT EVEN WORK?!

Bethesda Cheese: 99/500

I smash the cheese with a SpikyHammer = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SpikyHammer
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The spikes were a little blunt, try making them sharper

Bethesda Cheese: 89/500

I yell near the cheese! HeadacheYells = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = HeadacheYells
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese is very unnerved by your shouting.

Bethesda Cheese: 75/500

I'm hungry for fondue and try to pick a piece off the cheese with a spear. Spear = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Spear
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yay! you hit it hard!

Bethesda Cheese: 55/500

I throw a lightning in the cheese! HeadShot = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = HeadShot
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese doesn't have a head, so you can't do a headshot. It still deals damage though,

Bethesda Cheese: 44/500

I Headbutt = 14 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
14 = Headbutt
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! it's about to die!

Bethesda Cheese: 30/500

I slap the cheese! Slap = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Slap
trigon123
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This cheese is almost dead!

Bethesda Cheese: 14/500

I slap the cheese too! Slap = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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trigon123 killed Bethesda Cheese, the 50th cheese...

Bethesda Cheese: -4/500

I create VoidCheese = 1!

DICE RESULTS
1 = VoidCheese
trigon123
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trigon123
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Armorplayergc created VoidCheese

Void Cheese : 10/10

I slap this cheese with my hand. Slap = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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trigon123 killed Void Cheese

Void Cheese: -6/10

I create Umbra Cheese! OneTwoThreeUmbraIsHere = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = OneTwoThreeUmbraIsHere
trigon123
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trigon123
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Armorplayergc created another soft cheese named "OneTwoThreeUmbralsHere".

OneTwoThreeUmbralsHere" 10/10

I sit on this cheese. Die = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Die
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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trigon123 killed Umbra Cheese

Umbra Cheese: -8/10

I create Cheese Cheese CheeseCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = CheeseCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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That's not fair! I MISSED THREE CHEESES!

I create a sunny cheese! SunnyCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = SunnyCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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So... shall we use Cheese Cheese now and use Sunny Cheese later?

Cheese Cheese: 50/50

I kick the cheese to the space when I'm not in good mood! KickedToSpace = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = KickedToSpace
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