Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness 1 = 10 HP = Soft 2 = 50 HP = Medium 3 = 100 HP = Hard 4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
We all watch with twitchy eyebrow as Armorplayergc straps Sunny Cheese onto a office chair with an excessive amount duct tape and proceed to spins the chair round and round all the while screaming “YAY.” Five hours later Amorplayergc spoke his last “YAY” in a tired hoarse voice and his aching arm spun one last spin. The momentum of the spin brought the chair to a complete stop just as Sunny Cheese faces the tired Armorplayergc.
The temperature in the room drops, time halted to a stop, the universe pause for just a second as the anthropomorphic cheese seems to be channeling a being far more terrifying than any fermented milk had the right to. Sunny Cheese stares at Amorphlayergc and it gives of an aura that scream “We are not amused,” one that would have rival Queen Victoria at her best… Then the moment pass, and the universe un-paused, and we all stared at Armorplayergc with our best deadpan expression as he started to laugh in a nervous high pitch tone.
Sunny Cheese: 117/500
I nervously gave sunny cheese a Poke = 17
