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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The kittens did a little damage, but it could have been stronger :\

Blazing Fire Cheese: 442/500

I strike it with the GemOfEternity = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = GemOfEternity
will3
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will3
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Nomad

The gem of eternity was made out of iron! Iron kills stars!

425/500

I give it a banana

[roll 1d20 Banerner]

will3
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will3
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Nomad
DICE RESULTS
9 = Banerner
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Well... it did medium damage...

Blazing Fire Cheese: 416/500

I call Godcat from Epic Battle Fantasy IV to attack the cheese! Wow = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Wow
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

Huh... It actually did quite well...

399/500

I make it rain iron!
Ironrain = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Ironrain
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The iron hit the cheese and did medium damage!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 391/500

I make it rain sharp shards of ice! Ouch = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Ouch
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

armorplayergc surprise fire cheese
http://s10.postimg.org/4suk6jdrd/Elsa_s_Icy_Power.gif

Blazing Fire Cheese: 382/500

I lock the cheese into a abandon attic for a Century = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Century
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

It found out that there was a computer in there!

380/500

I make it supernova!

Supernova = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Supernova
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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You accidentally made the supernova in another galaxy!

Blazing Cheese: 379/500

I spit at the cheese. Spit = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Spit
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese evaporated it, but he lost some heat for it

Blazing Fire Cheese: 371/500

I put the cheese in a cold place with lots of wind for it to lose heat! WinterAntarctica = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = WinterAntarctica
FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
3,171 posts
Duke

Now the ice caps are melting faster.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 370/500

I rally a bunch of climate change deniers in parkas and sweaters to insist that it is in fact very cold.

InvincibleIgnorance = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = InvincibleIgnorance
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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YAY! You know how to hurt it!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 354/500

I hurt the cheese's feelings badly! AndThereIsMore = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = AndThereIsMore
red303
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red303
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The cheese ran away crying.

Blazing Fire Cheese 339/500

I throw the cheese into a hurricane Woosh = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Woosh
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The hurricane was strong! YAY!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 322/500

I take the cheese to Antarctica in the winter again! Freezing = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Freezing
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The cheese has developed some sort of resistance to the ice now!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 317/500

I attempt to attack it with fire insted! CharmanderUseEmber = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = CharmanderUseEmber
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