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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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I cry because the cheese is so strong...

Halloween Cheese 500/500

BUT MY TEARS ARE ACID! OopsDissolvedMyself = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = OopsDissolvedMyself
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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DissolveyAgain = 15 Wrong dice D:

DICE RESULTS
15 = DissolveyAgain
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Err... the acid hurt the cheese a lot!

Halloween Cheese: 485/500

I eat all the candy the cheese has! Yay = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Yay
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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But the cheese can turn stuff into candy so it doesn't really care a lot....

Halloween Cheese: 477/500

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SendinShiversDownYerSpin = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SendinShiversDownYerSpin
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The Halloween Cheese is fairly spooked. Who would have thought such a thing possible?

Halloween Cheese: 467/500

I catapult the cheese with a trebuchet straight into the tower on that hill over there. Trebuchet = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Trebuchet
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Clearly your aim was rather poor.

Halloween Cheese: 465/500

I subtly whisper to the cheese about all the terrible things I'm going to do with it. MentalTorture = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = MentalTorture
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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It was lightly terrified but then realised it was a cheese so torture was out of the question.

Halloween Cheese 458/500

I throw some ferrets on the cheese WhatsThatSupposedToDo = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = WhatsThatSupposedToDo
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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As the ferrets try to push it through their tube, a large part of the cheese is torn off.

Halloween Cheese: 448/500

As the trebuchet is clearly unreliable, I shoot a bomb at the cheese with a ballista. ExplosiveBallista = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ExplosiveBallista
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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Your aim, people! Practice your aim!

Halloween Cheese: 446/500

I shoot at the cheese with a molten cheese launcher! Fondue = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Fondue
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese feel almost nothing at all! D:

Halloween Cheese: 445/500

I tell the cheese that candy is a lie! ItCantBeNoooooo = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = ItCantBeNoooooo
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is disheartened.

Halloween Cheese 431/500

I unleash a cheese-eating virus upon the cheese. Pandemic = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Pandemic
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese suffers A LOT from the virus! YAY!

Halloween Cheese: 412/500

I shot the cheese with a grenade launcher! Boom = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Boom
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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It got a crack!

Halloween Cheese: 399/500

I give the cheese a strong cheesedelic drug. ISeeDeadCheeses = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = ISeeDeadCheeses
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is feeling scared!

Halloween Cheese: 381/500

I try to scare the cheese! IAmWatchingYou = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = IAmWatchingYou
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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You successfully scared the cheese into wetting himself. You're quite an evil guy...

Halloween Cheese 364/500

I play a really high-pitched tone to hurt the cheese. OuchWhyDidYouDoThat = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = OuchWhyDidYouDoThat
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