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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese managed to escape but is left a little broken mentally.

Halloween Cheese: 204/500

I grab a pile of guns and start firing bullets at the cheese until I run out of ammo. UpYourArsenal = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = UpYourArsenal
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

You are trigger happy until Ratchet comes to take his guns back.

Halloween Cheese 190/500

I make a knife out of the chunk of candy I blew off earlier and stab it inside the cheeses face. MahFace = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = MahFace
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese has a 55% resistance against headshots

Halloween Cheese: 181/500

I give the cheese 86,000,000,000$ OfStolenMoney = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = OfStolenMoney
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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You succesfully framed the cheese.

Halloween Cheese: 163/500

I scare the cheese! Boo = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Boo
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got half scared...

Halloween Cheese: 153/500

I yell at the cheese! AHHHHH = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = AHHHHH
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

The cheese was annoyed by the scream and got a sleepless night.

Halloween Cheese: 139/500

I throw a chicken at the cheese BwakBwakMotherclucker = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = BwakBwakMotherclucker
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

Disregard this message entirely.

DICE RESULTS
8 = Chickeeeeeeeeens
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

Wrong Thing! D: Chickeeeeeeeeens = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Chickeeeeeeeeens
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The chicken attacked the cheese, but did only 55% of the expected damage

Halloween Cheese: 128/500

I slap the cheese! WithIronFists = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = WithIronFists
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese is bruised.

Halloween Cheese: 114/500

I get the cheese to throw in the towel. Literally = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Literally
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese did it wrong and got hurt!

Halloween Cheese: 100/500 (20%)

I throw a rock in the cheese! Headshot = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Headshot
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is bleesing cheese cream!

Halloween Cheese: 85/500

I haven't done this attack in ages. PenguinArmy = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The army did medium damage to the cheese! YAY!

Halloween Cheese: 75/500

I scare the cheese! NoLights = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = NoLights
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

You gave the cheese a good fright!

Halloween Cheese: 63/500

I impale the cheese on a pike. Pierced = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Pierced
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

It went right through a cheesy hole!

Halloween Cheese 62/500

I tell the cheese that my birthday is in THREE DAYS and it forgot its present D:MoBirthdaysMoProblems = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = MoBirthdaysMoProblems
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