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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese has been hit by the avalanche but the energy sword was on low power.

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 5/100

I finish off the cheese by challenging it to a good old-fashioned Duel = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Duel
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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Unfortunately, it'll take more than that to finish the cheese

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 3/100

I'll definitely finish off the cheese with a Bang = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Bang
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You have extremely poor aim and grazed the cheese with your bullet.

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 1/100

I drop the same cheese from another dimension onto the original cheese. Paradox = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Paradox
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

Upon touching, both cheeses disintegrate in a violent flash of light.

Intrigued by the dimensional echo of the event, Doctor Cheese appears in his blue cheese dome. DoctorCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = DoctorCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Doctor Cheese steps out, ready for a beating.

Doctor Cheese 500/500

I take out a sonic screwdriver and point it at the cheese. SorryNotWood = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = SorryNotWood
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did maximum damage to the cheese! YAY!

Doctor Cheese: 480/500

I tell the cheese that he's not a good doctor! Evil = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Evil
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

You hit a weak point, but it needs more than that to destabilize a Fondue Lord.

Doctor Cheese: 470/500

I unleash a pack of Daleks. Destroy = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Destroy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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They are doing serious damage to the cheese!

Doctor Cheese: 451/500

I make the cheese feel sick! Irony = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Irony
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The irony worked well! But the doctor cheese cured itself after some time.

Doctor Cheese: 435/500

I sneeze on the cheese. PossibleCommonCold = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = PossibleCommonCold
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Well, the doctor was like, 60% immune to it

Doctor Cheese: 427/500

I create a new disease ThatCanKill = 14!

DICE RESULTS
14 = ThatCanKill
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
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You got really close, but once again the Doctor Cheese cured itself.

Doctor Cheese: 413/500

I send some cybermen after the cheese! DELETE = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = DELETE
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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They cause collateral damage to the cheese.

Doctor Cheese 393/500

I drop a Weeping Angel in front of the cheese. DontBlink = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = DontBlink
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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The weeping Angel didn't do much because the cheese kept a close watch on it.

Doctor Cheese 389/500

I'll take the cheese to Barcellona = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Barcellona
akshobhya
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akshobhya
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And the cheese is not hurt very much.

Doctor Cheese: 388/500.

I hit the cheese with a hammer.
1d20=20

DICE RESULTS
20 = 1d20
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

You land a perfect hit with your hammer!

Doctor Cheese: 368/500

I sabotage Doctor Cheese's time machine. TimeVortex = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = TimeVortex
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