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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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AH! THE CHEESE IS YELLING OF FEAR!

Halloween Cheese: 42/500

I tell the cheese that today is my birthday! LieItsInApril = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = LieItsInApril
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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It is utterly horrified! It fears you will no longer want to be its friend

Halloween Cheese 24/500

I turn the cheese into dog food! WoofWoof = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = WoofWoof
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The dogs did medium-high damage!

Halloween Cheese: 11/500

I take a lot of nuclear bombs and drop them all at once everywhere! NuclearArmageddon = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = NuclearArmageddon
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You must have horrible aim as the nukes dealt very little radiation damage.

Halloween Cheese: 9/500

I summon Cerberus to eat the cheese. UnderDog = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = UnderDog
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten's Cerberus killed the cheese...

Halloween Cheese: 0/500

I create Bloon Cheese BloonCheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = BloonCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The Bloons Cheese was quite flimsy.

Bloons Cheese 10/10

I throw a dart at the cheese. POP = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = POP
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten threw a dart at the cheese.

Bloon Cheese: -3/10

I create NamelessCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = NamelessCheese
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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Nameless Cheese is quite sad because it doesn't have a name.

?: 100/100

I rename the cheese to Frank. FranksNotACheesyName = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = FranksNotACheesyName
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese didn't liked the name a lot

?: 94/100

I rename the cheese to Armorplayergc = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Armorplayergc
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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The cheese liked that name even less, surprisingly!

?: 91/100

I rename the cheese to SirSchlonzalot = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = SirSchlonzalot
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese didn't like that name a lot...

?: 85/100

I rename the cheese to Noooooooooo = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Noooooooooo
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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Nooooooooooooo was a little better, but it needs something that fits its style.

?: 72/100

I rename the cheese to Fungus = 6

Always with those sixes!

DICE RESULTS
6 = Fungus
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! YOU'VE... YOU'VE ROLLED 6 THREE TIMES IN A ROW! ON NOVEMBER 6TH! D:

?: 66/100 (wow, two more!)

I rename the cheese to SixSixes = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SixSixes
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It didn't like the name at all.

?: 56/100

I rename the cheese to Bob = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Bob
Gantic
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Gantic
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Bob was too boring for the Cheese.

?: 54/100

I rename the cheese ShadowFireDragonLord = 20.

DICE RESULTS
20 = ShadowFireDragonLord
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