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Now back to facing my alt.

*sees that alt Chryos has already knocked out*

Oh nevermind. I think I'll move on to the next alt.

The swarm starts trying to eat alt HahiHa while the massive creature slashes at alt Doom, causing him to fly into am electric blast, stunning him.

*Unable to get up, Alt Doom cannot defend himself and so is mercilessly thrown across the room. But the Electric Blast wakes him up*

Aaaaarghhh...Oh, right..still back with my comrades performing atrocities and no one knowing whose side am I on...both our dimension inhabitants and their alts apparently hit me for some reason. Well, that's enough for all of you. Fear the wrath of god!

*Alt Doom fires Seraphic Ray at the massive swarm creature, taking it out and throwing the rest of the swarm out of synapsis*

*While reloading the revolvers* Alt Doom: look at that. The swarm is being torn apart as the hive mind no longer unites the smaller creatures So, who's next?

*gets lost in The Maze* *hear a sound*
I think I should start running... he is close... I can feel him...
*Alt AP appears*
alright! let's fight! *tries to use dark magic against Alt AP*
*Alt AP casts giant holy laser*

Me: Seems like too many Alt business is going around here that I've missed, anyone mind clarifying?

Well, the dimensional stabilizer in the Tavern outside broke down, so our fighting here, dragged it out from another dimension into ours. So, all of us from the other dimension, those we call alts have launched an invasion to take this Tavern. Each of them is exactly the opposite from us. So Alt armorplayergc is a being of pure light in contrast to our ap who is a shadow, my alt is an Angel Prince with firearms instead of a sword and Alt HahiHa is a religious fanatic with guns and bombs for example. I haven't seen your alt anywhere yet though. He would probably be the opposite of you in everything but he has yet to make an appearance

*alt etg finally enters the tavern* (alt me) water vs. technology. which one would win? (real me) The good old flaming sword through the gut! *i then proceed to stab my alt, then put him in a stasis field* alrighty then... now to take care of than ship. *into headset* Dynamo Station, you charged yet? *strange chatter* good. target that ship... and obliterate it. *chatter* full charge. i want nothing left, not even a single atom. *EVEN MORE CHATTER* ok, ok, OK! i'll have Starship Saber to act as amp. *proceeds to type rapidly into a energy keyboard that appears in front of me* alright, i am hacking into Alt AP's ship... and that reminds me! * throws something right onto the floor next to me, and it forms a bubble shield that is nigh on impenetrable* there you go, you got a lock. also disabling their shields on wavelength 21.057. that should be a large enough gap to fire the dynamo. Saber, where are you? *in orbit* a small, thin and long ship seems to phase out of Nowhere next to Mars. the Relay Cruiser Saber. along with this all my other space stations react to order 79, which causes them all to fire at Mars. as this happens, a device uncloacks itself on mars, massive enough to cover 7% of mars' surface. the dynamo. designed to fire pure energy, the device is prepping its cannon to obliterate the swarmship. *in tavern* time for a bit more hacking... *proceeds to hack into the swarmship's audio channels* Alternate Swarmlord2. i know you can hear me. you are about to be decimated. i will be fair and give you 30 seconds to try and stop it. succeed, and i will deem fit to take you into dimension -0, and take you out with something i have been waiting for for a long time. have fun! *deactivates hack* what? do no one know about the dynamo? i would have thought that at least of you must have figured out the energy for my stuff comes from SOMEWHERE.

Alt Me: *Prepares a Massive Blow from the "Divine Rocket launcher"* I had been Hiding in the Dark preparing for an Ultimate Weapon that could blow this whole Dimension into pieces *Fires the Divine bullet which pierces through the land and creates a hole*

Me: Look Out! *Everything starts to fall apart*

Alt Doom: What have you done? How are we going to survive now? We are still trapped here. For the sake of creation Doom, we need to stabilize teh dimension

Doom: Umm...no...I really don't care about any of you guys. I'm out of here. Enjoy dying *disappears in the warp*

Alt Doom: Thanks for the help. I didn't know you could read minds

*Opens a celestial portal and disappears in another parallel dimension, that of the Angels. The transition stabilizes this dimension, putting a stop to the destruction but sucking both Dooms back here*

Doom: Wait...whaa--?

Alt Doom: You were great. How did you know that's exactly what needed to be done to stabilize the dimension and prevent it from falling apart?

Doom:...umm. It was just--...acting on Instinct. yeah.

times up! Dynamo, fire at will! *in orbit* The Saber is in position. all space station are firing directly into the dynamo. just one more step-- firing the dynamo itself. a massive radar dish on the dynamo lights up with a dark purple light, making all of mars look like a demonic orb. then, everything freezes. for a moment, all is silent.

Calamity.

the dynamo fires, launching a beam of pure energy at the swarmship. anything that gets in it's way in a attempt to protect the swarmship is gobbled up by the beam, and it takes the energy, siphoning it, strengthening itself. eventually, the beam reaches the swarmship, crashing through it's shields with a sound not dissimilar from a nuclear bomb. it then punches into the heart of the ship, atomizing it, the destroying the remains. the destruction spreads throughout the ship like a biological superweapon. nothing is left behind, the entire ship starts to fold in on itself, and eventually nothing is left. without any power, however, my space stations start falling to earth, albeit extremely slowly. *in tavern*

welp. that worked. i hope you guys have more terraformers, cause you are gonna need em to finish your job

Alt: After teleporting into the alternate Tavern, Alt lets the remains of the swarmship fall. As it falls, some clumps gather,reconfigured by a signal from a possibly maze-y dimension. The rest falls. Like dust. Then it lands. Wherever the dust touches, plants grow from weeds to forests, animals from bugs to herds of beasts...

It has begun...

It shall be slow until the catalyst is added. A mixture of heavenly light and alchemical secrets.

Me: *tries to reconnect the shattered hive mind* Where did those Lictors go? What's happening outside? *sends a swarm of horse-sized flying beasts to investigate*

The terraforming has started but it isn't spreading! We can undo what has been done but not while we are fighting in here.

*flees from Alt-AP while everything is covered with holy lasers*
*runs away from The Maze as the Evil Creatures are hidden from the effects of the holy laser*
I must reach The Fortress! only there I can end this confusion!

HahiHa: I can take care of the terraforming, just give me some time; the spell needs a very long charging time
*begins to radiate blueish light and adopts a spectral form that is unaffected by everything; periodically emits pulses, each with a slightly larger radius than the precedent; every terraformed organism or feature within the pulse radius slowly withers back to dust*

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*alt: lies on the ground, bruised and broken from Doom's attack*
*sits up after some while*

Alt-HahiHa: Eheheheheh. *spits blood* Not bad. I see this place *groans* needs a stronger purge than I anticipated.

*grabs InfinityBag by the strap and swings it in circles over his head; a dozen Holy Hand Grenades fly out of the bag in all directions*

Alt-HahiHa: Forgive me Lord, for I failed Thee... *slumps to the ground, unconscious*

*a loud chorus is suddenly heard everywhere near the HHGs before they go off and lay waste to the tavern: "HAAAALLELUJAH!" *BOOM*

*Alt Doom attempts to protect me from the holy hand grenades, but the blast still goes through*

*Lies broken and coughing on the floor*

Doom: cough cough...what the...you religious folk sure have a way of asking people to submit to your peaceful ways by force!

*Alt Doom: cough cough...no...it's just the-- ahem...Religious sects tend to get overly excited at times. At any rate, nice to see your Tavern's got an auto-repair enchantment. Ours on the contrary posseses an auto-damaging one so it slowly destroys our Tavern with no one there to keep watch--

Doom: umm...the Tavern. I mean, that Tavern *points through the window*

Alt Doom: what?

Doom: It's no longer there...

Alt Doom: WHAT!?

*Alt Tavern is indeed gone*

Alt Doom: It must have been the auto-damaging enchantment...while we were fighting, no one stayed behind to take care of it...

Alt: The alt Tavern is indeed still there, just cloaked... Or maybe the basement wasn't destroyed yet

*Currently trying to find alt HahiHa's alchemical supplies (since, as was established, alt HahiHa isn't secretive) while the power source charges*

Then little terraforming undone will be irrelevant once the power source is activated

*finds a book and some items then enters a maze-like dimension where the alt AP is kept*

It seems that the shadow AP was dragged into this dimension as well... Perhaps this will be advantageous!

*lays out alchemical equipment*

Swarm: BOOM! THEY HAVE GRENADES!!! SEND IN THE LIVING MINES!!! BLOW THEM ALL UP!!!

*In the ensuing chaos, telepathically/telekinetically communicates with HahiHa and moves him outside to relative safety*