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Yeah do that before he loses his mind completely Legend.

As for captain DayCee, well wish him luck...should he require some protection let me know. As a Daemon Prince, I can manipulate the Warp to teleport to his location.

*large explosion heard in distance* *strolls in* sorry about that. i must have put more boom than i thought in my boom ninja star.

Ooops, captain DayCee had a little accident.

NOOO! What happened to him?!

NOOO! What happened to him?!

SPAM?

SPAM?

hello

What poison? I still have no idea what you're talking about! I'm not poisoning anybody's drinks. *adds dodgy powder into the ale*

Ugh... *grabs hold of the ship's rail*
What happened?!
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First half of the cargo blows up leaving my ship crippled and beaten... N-ARRRR!
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Then a terrible sickness comes over me?!
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I'm not feeling very well...BLLLUUUAAARRGHHH
*coughcough*
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What's going o...HUUAARRGGHHH
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Hey? Those are the shrimps I had for breakfast!
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Ugh...
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Better tell @SSTG that I'm running late with my shipment...
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*dispatches pigeon*

Hey Mr Day Cee, will you be able to import a few fire extinguishers, just in case....

Hey Mr Day Cee, will you be able to import a few fire extinguishers, just in case....

Someone is really concerned about me being around here

umm... i will be right back... *darts out* *5 minutes later darts back in* i think someone took half of my favorite Nausea-Inducing-Fundrink! (Patent Pending Eternally) i just got my first test! never selling THAT to the public...

Need an ale after a hard night's work? I've got some Strengthening Ale here! Only three silvers as they're rather limited edition!

I've got some Strengthening Ale here! Only three silvers as they're rather limited edition!

LIMITED EDITION?! I'll buy it! Here, take 6 worthless drachmai- I mean, 6 silver coins.