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Gantic
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Welcome to You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself, a bad translation game. I will occasionally update the title of this thread with newer translations.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Copy the above user's sentence and paste it into a translator.
2. Translate it into a Non-English language.
3. Copy and paste the translated sentence into the translator and translate it back into English.
4. Tell us what language you translated to and post the result in this thread.

RULES
1. It is okay if the message doesn't change.
2. Use any language or translator, but not the same language as the user above you.
3. Do not post any translation that would break site rules.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.
Player 1: English --> Urdu ---> English
"If you do not want to read this thread, but you can not help yourself."
Player 2: To Thai and back
"If you do not want to read this. But you can not help yourself."

START
You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.

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LordLazyLeopard
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Malay and back:

Live players where Serbia that supports you.

Not to be annoying, but it makes sense that Serbia would stick around. I'm pretty sure anything capitalized is marked as a proper name and won't actually change when you translate it.

Yellowcat
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Chichewa and back:

Players where Serbia helps you.

Ya, I know, but it's still cool to see. Also, it's getting shorter and shorter.

LordLazyLeopard
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LLLeovian and back:

Goodbye Serbia, new sentence.

(I decided to google "help" and found a random sentence on the wikipedia page on the programming command, hopefully this suffices. Also, I decided to remove the capital letters on "Bash" because it's more fun that way.)

In bash, the builtin command help lists all bash builtin commands if used without arguments.

Yellowcat
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Frisian and back:
In bash does the command contain all bash input roles as used without arguments.

LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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Telugu and back:

All the Bash Input Characters used in Bash are in command

Apparently Google/Telugu doesn't care a bit about capitalization...

LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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Klingon and back:

All users use internet box basket

Fun fact: only "All" and "use" actually translated and those two were translated incorrectly.

Yellowcat
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Hmong and back:
All internet cushion sites

LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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Amharic and back:
All Internet Circles Websites

LordLazyLeopard
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I'm thinking we should adopt a four word minimum in terms of sentence length, any shorter than that and not much can really happen. Malay and back:

All internet sites

Someone else come up with a new sentence please, my sentence failed.

Chryosten
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Ask and your wish shall be granted. This is now your new sentence.

I'm thinking we should adopt a four word minimum in terms of sentence length, any shorter than that and not much can really happen.

LordLazyLeopard
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Sure... Hebrew and back:

I think we should adopt minimum 4 night in terms of sentence length, shorter than that, isn't it really can happen.

Yellowcat
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Myanmar (Burmese) and back:
I was shorter than we are in terms of the length of sentence imposed Minimum 4 night should not think it is really possible.

Swarmlord2
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Lao and back:

I am shorter than we are in terms of the length of the sentence at least 4 nights, do not think it is possible.

LordLazyLeopard
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I think it's time to break out the Klingon.
Klingon and back:

We are the King in shorter terms than to be of height can occur if it is night, and three 4 You.

armorplayergc
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Portuguese http://cache.armorgames.com/images/flags-v2/flat/16/BR.png and back:

We are the king in shorter terms than being tall can occur if it is night and three 4 You.

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