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nivlac724
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What? Its Periodic Table of Elements? No, that can't be. right.

The Periodic Table of Elephants:

1. Southern Asian Elephant
2. Northern Asian Elephant
3. African Bush Elephant
4. South-Eastern African Elephant
5. Northern African Elephant
6. South-northern (Yes it's a thing) Asian Elephant
7. Giant Purple Giraffe
8. Tuttles

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nivlac724
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Why is the title posted just now? Can a mod change it to "Periodic Table of Elephants"? Thank you.

chespin8
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I thought there were 700000 elephants on the periodic table of elephants

pickpocket
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What

R2D21999
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I think you've forgotten an elephant of a certain color. *cough* blue elephant *cough*

SportShark
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8. Tuttles

Could you please enlighten me on what a Tuttle is?
StormWalker
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Okay thanks for your contribution

nivlac724
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In fact someone has yet to send this to the government to be implemented in schools, hospitals and anything else really.

Yes! Done.

Could you please enlighten me on what a Tuttle is?

Its a tuttle.

pangtongshu
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what about the one's i hunt for ivory?

Graham
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Only one period? This table is really lacking!

chespin8
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no reason to worry, its just a misspelling of turtle

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