In this game, you make up a spoiler about a movie that is blatantly wrong!
For example: "When Luke Skywalker kills Chewbacca, he tries to start a pop career after being kicked out of the Jedi Order, which blatantly fails. He later becomes involved with an illegal drug ring after killing the previous drug boss, Johny Depp." (a very very bad example as it isn't remotely funny)
Rules!
-No actual spoilers - we don't want to kill the fun for everybody here...
-No obscene material - obviously...
Oh, so in the next Star Trek movie that's coming out soon (Beyond), the galaxy is taken over by the Romulan equivalent of the Illuminati, called the Gharak-Dasak Eshianyoiruoiusan-Noq Quirasuiaasaan-Vaadallim 3749284747838383848483938. It's run by three Romulans: Gaararararahhhh, Hai, and Com Truise. The first Romulan is played by Jon Voight, the second by Ryan Reynolds (who else would act in such a stupid movie other than an annoying actor like him), and the third by Lindsay Lohan (she is an actress now). These three Romulans take on the galaxy and enslave all of the hot Vulcan girls. Captain Kirk (played by Justin Bieber) then beats up all of the Romulans with a log, gets his shirt ripped off, and then rescues all of the hot Vulcan girls (and the galaxy) while singing his song "Baby". Jon Voight is sucked into a black hole with hair around it, Ryan Reynolds gets eaten by a giant land octopus, and Lindsay Lohan gets beaten to death by Bieber and left in the trunk of a car parked in the woods.
In the last movie of the Hunger Games series, Catniss becomes the phoenix, resulting in becoming hostile to the the rest of the X-Men. That was the reason of the Avengers to assemble. Meanwhile, Catniss teams up with Ultron, where they attempt to turn all of New York's population into lizards. Then the Avengers create a weapon called the Sentinels, but then they argue if using the weapon will be a good idea or not. All this argument makes a civil war to be started, which contents will be revealed in the next Captain America Movie.
In Gladiator, Voldemort shows up and takes over the roman empire while the true emperor was distracted fighting Vercingetorix, who had stollen his glowing yellow skate. Fortunately, Superman who was going by lent a hand to help the emperor claim his throne again.
In the upcoming Tarantino film, The Hateful Eight, Samuel L Jackson is actually a mandroid with a little Irish gremlin inside him controlling him and Kurt Russell is a disgruntled postal worker who is seeking revenge for being fired from the pony express. They meet in a cabin in the dead of winter with the other cast members and eventually overcome their differences and all snuggle naked together. No one dies and Samuel L Jackson's character never raises his voice even once. Tarantino briefly appears in the film as an angelic flying moose who consoles each of the perturbed characters. The film is broken up into five chapters which is typical of one his movies: The Ambiguous Sneeze
A Hoggie
The Hairy Pouch
The Exaltation of Sir Benedict Busch
The Red Hot Iron Prod
In The Force Awakens, we see Kylo Ren take off his helmet and he is Darth Jar Jar, and he challenges Luke Skywalker to a duel where they have to fight to the death with fish as weapons, when suddenly a level 300 stormtrooper shows up and beats them his level 42 Death Star pet, and then proceeds to take over the galaxy.
