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yo mamma's so stupid, she bought a spoon to the super bowl.

yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she can speak is WOOKY.

just you moma jokes or all jokes?
sny way, hers mine...

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Yo mammas so stupid, she got hitt by a parked car!
Yo mommas so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mommas so fat when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming!
yu mamo su stipd da see wot dis sntse
(yo momma is so stupid that she wrote that sentence...)

hahahahaha

thats right... now Im THE BEST
lol

Lolz,

Yo mammas so stupid, she got lost in a grochery store and starved!

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bad to see how long she slept.

Yo momma tripped and made the Grand Canyon.

Yo Mommas so Fat that when i pushed her down the stairs i tried not to laugh but the floor cracked up

I think this is not a good topic because it could hurt anyones feelings who are close to there mothers! As harmless as it may seem it is not a good topic!

Lol! You guys are funny.

your moms so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

your moms so fat when i told her to hall a** it took 2 trips

your moms so dumb she sits on the tvand watches the couch

the wooky ones good except wooky is spelled wookie

yo mamas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

yo mama so skinny she hoola hoops with a cheerio

yo mama so hairy she gots afros on her nipples

yo mama so fat she needs air clearance to go skiing

xeden's ROCK!!! LOL

sny way, hers mine...
____________________________________________________________
_-_-_-_Yo Momma Jokes_-_-_-_
Yo mammas so stupid, she got hitt by a parked car!
Yo mommas so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mommas so fat when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming!
yu mamo su stipd da see wot dis sntse
(yo momma is so stupid that she wrote that sentence...)

yo mamas so ugly she made an onion cry