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drakokirby
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Well, when we hear the world Santa, we think of a fat dude that gives toys to little kids and has reindeer. However, we ninjas know he is one of the best ninjas in the world. Let me break it down to you. He lives at the North Pole in secret. No one ever sees him, very much like a ninjas. He goes to every house and breaks in to put toys in! I mean, theirs probably over a million houses in the world! His elves are just Minjas that will slit your throat in 2 seconds. Rumor is that his suit is red. That is very true but the red comes from blood from the children who want to see Santa. Kids! Don't do it! He has to kill you! It's the freaking code of the Ninja! As you see with all my evidence, he is a freaking Ninja.

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Superkillex
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Do you even think that Santa Claus is real?!


SORRY TO SAY THIS KIDS BUT HE ISN'T REAL.

And If santa existed then he would be a ninja and Jolly old toy giver.
Timegoesby
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It's the guy that makes it snow and freezes stuff.

drakokirby
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Sorry, Ninjas don't get iPod Ninjas for being nice. So anyone know who Jack Frost is?

Roadripper
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Farmer

Yeah, Jack Frost freezes everything...

kevin44
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Lol this title made me laugh.

OK. Explain how he can get into millions of houses in less then a day.


Isn't it obvious? He freezes time and sneaks in everybody's houses while they are frozen. Doesn't that make much more sense than him being a ninja?
drakokirby
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Jack Frost is his ally. He freezes all witness that aren't children.

Danstanta
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Ninja! -.-

NINJAs are so cool :PP they rock!!!!!1

Roadripper
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Farmer

drakokirby, you are really crazy. I can't stand it. > (<-- the smiley is mad at you)

MasterChef117
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I believe you drakokirby. Your really smart.

Timegoesby
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Nomad

Is the Easter bunny a ninja too?

Danstanta
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Blacksmith

Is the Easter bunny a ninja too?


If you use you're imagination! *spreads hands*
kevin44
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No, the Easter Bunny is an undercover FBI agent. Duh...

drakokirby
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Shepherd

That is what they said when I invented the seatbelt. Look at it now. It helps saves your life. The Easter Bunny is a Ninja Wannabe.

MasterChef117
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Jesus was a Ninja, Warrior(not the show) and a Jedi Knight.

kevin44
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The Easter Bunny is a Ninja Wannabe.


He already is in the FBI... you can't have everything. Silly bunny.
So what does this make the Tooth Fairy?
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