Well, when we hear the world Santa, we think of a fat dude that gives toys to little kids and has reindeer. However, we ninjas know he is one of the best ninjas in the world. Let me break it down to you. He lives at the North Pole in secret. No one ever sees him, very much like a ninjas. He goes to every house and breaks in to put toys in! I mean, theirs probably over a million houses in the world! His elves are just Minjas that will slit your throat in 2 seconds. Rumor is that his suit is red. That is very true but the red comes from blood from the children who want to see Santa. Kids! Don't do it! He has to kill you! It's the freaking code of the Ninja! As you see with all my evidence, he is a freaking Ninja.
The Tooth Fairy is a recruit that Santa hand picked. Jesus is not a ninja. He was planning on it but he ended up like the Easter Bunny, a Ninja Wannabe.
The tooth fairy doesn't wear panties... she goes commando O.O But seriously, I think she's a lady ninja, she can sneak into your room at night and reach under your pillow without waking you.
Santa is none other than a fake! The toys he gives us are from China! Not the North Pole! So he lies! Gasp! China and Japan are where Ninjas are originally from!
No such thing as a Ninja burgler. They do it will honor. Cupid was also once a ninja. He used his arrows to make people he wanted to be dead in love and married and then gave them his extreme hate arrows and then watched them kill each other.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaH8QyGYlyQ] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bmEJsJLRoA] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFICrP6MRrM] Real footage of dangerous holiday mascots. Top Secret.
