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ninja's for sure they are so cool. and are fast and quick.

Pirates are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen people. Being holy they are therefore infinitely greater than those evil sneaky ninjas. Besides if the ninjas got on a ship to fight the pirates they would get sea-sick and the pirates would blast the bejeezus out of them with their cannons, ninja bits would pepper the sea as they are cruelly slaughtered. Regardless of a ninja's swiftness, they can't dodge a pistol shot, and pirates would pwn their pansy katanas with cutlasses and extreme 1-1 sword skill, plus drunken rage.

necro how could you say such words lol. i would like to see pirates fighting ninja's in a jungle they would be destroyed.

Ninja's are SO AWSOME pirates are just crepy ninja's are
Smarter
Faster
Stronger
Better equiped
More balenced
Skilled
Trained
Healthier
Pirates are fat lazy drunk guys, so ninja's are WAY BETTER.

yeah totally. ninjas would DESTROY pirates in a fight

I like ninjas alot so I say the ninjas! =D

I think ninjas are waaay cooler.

hm... a pirate is stronger but a ninja is a faster guy and have more skills

so i'l choose ninja :P

I say neither.

I think that a SPARTAN could kick both a pirate AND a ninja's butt at the same time. SPARTANS are so much cooler. Think about it, they have awesome throwing spears, they have amazing close range swords, they have HUGE sheild, and to top it all off, they are extremely strong.

So I say SPARTAN

Ninjas would win anytime

During the day - pull out 2 katanas and chop them all up
During the night - sneak up behind and chop their heads off

i say ninjas would win in a fight with a pirate

ninja's would win. one ninja could take out a whole pirate ship! shuriken to the face, SON!!!!
from darck