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Granted you get all that but it seems you have to pay for it you don't have enough money and you have to sell your stuff to get the money to pay for these stuff and etc.

I wish that my wishes cannot be corrupted
I wish for the same amount of Gross Domestic Product the U.S.A makes a year.....which is about 9.5 trillion dollars

Granted, but you both wishes PHAIL!

No wish?

Ok granted, then since you didnt make a wish you shall die it is a rule.

I wish i had a microscopic peice of an atom.

Granted, but such a thing doesn't exist anyway and you disappear into a quantum impossibility.

I wish the person below me would actually have a clever corruption.

Oxymoron.

I wish you would not do my homework:P

Okay! *drops homework in shredder*


I wish I had a Steinway grand piano. Oh, and it has to be on the ground. Flat ground. Preferably not on top of me.

Granted. With a mighty heave, I push the piano, which wheels itself at top speed in your direction, pinning you to a wall and crushing your vital organs.

I wish I could eat a fish that is not poisonous, has no bones I can choke on, or will not cause anything to crush or otherwise kill me. Oh, yes, and it has to be tasty as well.

granted, the fish is gay.

Oh, sorry, I wish for a pet AHHGERBB$WERTSWGRBDFBSERTGBRTBHSFBGGNDBZGNTBASVFCVGGRGAHYAEFSEFGBRYSGRDBRTSBYFHDRTARDKDTYJSW Cat.

I give you a gay lion.

I wish I had a magical long sword that cannot be affected by corruption cannot hurt me and i'm the only one who can wield it's power

What's with all the swords?
You go crazy with power and kill everyone you know.

I wish for a better internet connection.

Granted, but it's unencrypted and your neighbors illegally use it.

I wish I could have a better tip.

wish granted but you lose the defition spelling bee

I wish for a pizza that you can't choke on, get poisened from, and get anything but a deliciuos taste that is not a bad taste. Trust me I went this far for nothing

What's with all the swords?

GRANTED. Unfortuanly now everone else is sarcastic, while being overly cautios about everything eventually leading to world war III

I wish I was a purple cow..