I know that there's a lot of writers here on AG and I wanted to make an original, but not too time consuming contest to help these people shine. I will choose a theme and anyone can enter. The format will be 2 Paragraphs- as long as you want They have to relate to the theme. They can be like the middle of a story, or the beginning. Think of it as a short story, except shorter. Maybe you could think of it as an excerpt from another story. I will find a moderator to give out a merit, but I will judge. The most interesting, expressive, or original (or maybe even funny) entry will win!
This is the description of a unthought of movie: SPUD OF SATAN The new film by Quenten Tarentino Starring Keanu Reeves, That hot chick from Transformers, Mel Gibson, and Arnold Shwarzenhoweveryouspellit,
After World War Z, The remaining members of the Human Resistance Outpost #312 were beginning to run out of supplies. The Undead Onslaught was only increasing, and as soon as the AutoTurrets were overwhelmed the entire Unit would be engulfed in a tide of decaying flesh. This story is of their bravery, their sacrifice, and most of all, potatoes. For at the center of the story, therein lies the unavoidable spud.
Kyle O'Malley (Keanu), A Staff Sargeant at the outpost, is trying to escape the doomed outpost with his girlfriend (That hot chick). Meanwhile, Captain Rahl (Gibson) is keeping the Zombie horde at bay, trying to fight off the insidious plague with the help of Doctor Yeukten (Arnie). Only by Chargin' and Firin' their lazor with the power source of the Potato of Potential Purgatory can they rid the world of the Evil engendered by the Spud of Satan.
Rated R for Scenes of Graphic Violence, Nudity, and Keanu Reeve's acting.
One day, in the middle of the war between chefs and tomoatoes, while the chefs were winning, the tomatoes had a secret weapon. Mr. Potato!! Mr. Potato had amazing strengths, including turning himself into a million French Fries. He could round-house kick Chuck Noriss, and lastly, he was a toy for oung children that like to move potatoes' body parts! When the tomatoes revealed Mr Potato, the chefs keeled over and every last ones' words were: OMG!!!
One day, in the middle of the war between chefs and tomoatoes, while the chefs were winning, the tomatoes had a secret weapon. Mr. Potato!! Mr. Potato had amazing strengths, including turning himself into a million French Fries. He could round-house kick Chuck Noriss, and lastly, he was a toy for oung children that like to move potatoes' body parts! When the tomatoes revealed Mr Potato, the chefs keeled over and every last ones' words were: OMG!!!
Thank you! Thank you! *Bows*
Oh, no, definitely no need to mention Chuck Norris. It's not like you ever do anyway.
