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Kipdon
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Peasant

ok, in this game, you have to throw stuff at, or hit a person with anything LOGICALLY found at the place the war is.
at random points, I will make this more interesting by changing the environment.
Example: *the battle continues in an icy wasteland*
AGAIN, NO SNOWBALLS IN A MILITARY BASE.

now for real
*THE BATTLE STARTS ON THE PEAK OF MT. EVEREST.*

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Kipdon
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Peasant

I pick up Peter Griffin (shocker) and toss him at you, FUN FACT: Peter Griffin weighs 967 lbs.

Plaxi17
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Nomad

you try to throw him, but he weighs so much you cant. so i take off his shoe and throw it at your face

Kipdon
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Peasant

I look in the fridge, pop open an ice cold beer, and toss it at your face.

*the war continues in Chuck Norris land*
A Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Wow!

Plaxi17
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Nomad

chuck norris implodes and kills you

Kipdon
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Peasant

implodes means turn inside out, how could that kill me?
the inside out chuck norris squarehouse kicks you in the face.

Plaxi17
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Nomad

Pac-man drops from the sky, killing you instantly by crushing.

Kipdon
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Peasant

Pacman is 2-D, I step out of the way and kick you super mega hard in the crotch, I kicked you so hard it actually SOUNDED PAINFUL!

Plaxi17
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Nomad

i smack you in teh face killing you

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