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Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

yo mama so stupid, she bothered to have a kid who get's a kick out of yo mama insults.
*calls the moe-mobiles*

Another one of these threads... tsk tsk tsk...

Yo mama is so stupid shes smart

Yo mama is so fat shes an elephant. ^^

Yo mama so stupied, she got locked in a grocery store and said she starved to death.

my retort to dark's is this

only cuz yo momma was there first. owned!

Yo mama is so old and fat her favorite food were the dinosaurs. She is the reason why they are all dead.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yeah, sense no one was saying that i decided to try it.


My friend told me this one:

Your mama so fat, she went to the dance with high heels and came back with flip-flops!

o my here we go.

yo mama's so skinny, she can fit through a key hole.
yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
yo mama's so fat, her stomach reaches her house 20 minutes before she did.
yo mama's so fat, when she put on blue, everybody yelled "tidal wave!"
yo mama's so fat, when she "gets up on the wrong side of the bed", she rolls into the atlantic ocean.
yo mama's like McDonald's: deliveries from the back.
yo mama's like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.

ill probably think of more later

Yo mama's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said "WHO THREW THAT ROCK?!"

P.S. darkd00m, I wouldn't be talking about how stupid someone's mom is when YOU'RE the one who misspells "stupid".

Yo mama's so stupid and fat and not to mention ugly and I meant UGLY

SHE HAD YOU O.o

yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say to be continued

yo mama so fat she put lip stick on her head to make up her mind

yo mama so stupid she returned a puzzle to a store cause she thought it was broken

Your mom is so fat, she's fat.

owned.

competition is over guys! Im_tha_man is the winner, yo momma joke contest is officially over.

umm u did not start this thred.....jerk

yo mama is so old and fat,the rest of the pilgroms(sorry) came ON here!

you got served!

yo moma is so fat that your dad was sleeping on the bed and yo moma jumped on the bed and he started to fly and never came down again owwwwwwwwwnnnned