saw a flash of movement. They turned around, but it was gone; still puzzled over why they were by the edge of the roof and what the heck that thing was they sat down. They discussed the weirdness of their situation until a shadow crossed their feet. Both jolted upright - they were surrounded by a ninja clan. Pinned to the edge of the roof by the ninjas, only the pirates could save them now...
After the volcano erupted and the ghosts went into space, they suddenly realized something. "How are we breathing?" They all suddenly died of instant decompression. But since they are ghosts, they actually came back to life. They now remembered all of their experiences, and it turns out they were named George, Ernest, Sally (He's a guy too) and Mike. All of the sudden, George Earnest and Mike died, as they where bound to their fate as ghosts in PacMan, but Sally rolled a natural 20 on his dodge check, and managed to survive. He was unsure what to do without having a yellow dude to chase, so he wandered around the city he was in, which happens to be Amsterdam, doing odd jobs for money and wondering about his purpose in life. One day, he was thinking about all of his regrets when a guy came up to him and said "If you had an army of 20,000 war dogs what would you do with them?" Sally of course responded "I would catch PacMan once and for all!" The man walked off, and was to spend the rest of his life playing PacMan with the money he had gotten from selling his dogs, and losing on purpose. Sally of course did not know this, and kept on wondering about his purpose now that he was free from the bonds of primitive AI. One day he was wandering around Amsterdam when a goat stampeded down through the street. He accidentally got impaled on it, and spent the rest of the month in a hospital. When he came out of the hospital he had a massive debt, so he decided to try and work it off at the hospital. He unfortunately messed up his first surgery by thinking that the blood packets were full of tomato juice, and let's just say that he left the hospital really quickly. He fled the country and tried to establish a new identity in America, but that didn't work so he went to England. Living in London, he worked at a bar for the next few years and was content with life, though he did want a bit more. One day he met a beautiful woman who went to the bar, and fell in love. He talked with the woman every time she came, and they ended up becoming big friends. He eventually proposed to her, and she said yes, but she found out his name a few days later, and never talked to him again. Sally was heart-broken, and decided to kill himself. He climbed up the London Bridge, and prepared to jump off. But as he fell he hit a low-flying plain that was skywriting, and it broke his fall and he ended up with just a broken limb. He had to go to another hospital, and when he couldn't pay the bill this time he fled to another country. He decided upon Australia. Once he got there he was made fun of for being named Sally, but he decided to live there anyway. So he bought a house with the ls of his money, and then.....
fell off the cliff he was building his house on, but suddenly remembering he was a ghost again, he stopped screaming and fell asleep, when he hit the ground he was on the bottom of the ocean. "wow, I found Atlantis" he screamed in agony, he had just broken his left leg and realized he could no longer walk. he rolled into the hospital (yes another one) in Atlantis. Once his leg was fixed he found Neptune and stole the trident of ultimate power from him. This made the whole under sea world go berserk. they formed a mob and shot him in the back, he died, now he is a ghost yet again. all the Atlantians yelled in trimupf, thus making sally depressed, he then realized he had magical powers and decided to explode. the explosion killed all the fish in the sea and some monkeys. after all this sally went to go get another giant hot dog, but they were still out so he went to the shoe store and saw a pack man game. he bought it from the shoe dealer and went home to get back in it. it didnt work, he just broke it killing his friends in the game. they where no more. He was so depresed that he just sat on the couch for ever until...
