How much norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck norris.
It all depends on the rate of chucking that chuck norris chucked the norris and the amount of time he chucked. The all purpose answer in this case would be as much as Chuck Norris wants. (smart, right?)
Who created sporks? (I hope thisisnotalt answers this)
GEORGE!! The right and balanced force in the Universe created sporks. Also, just call me alt, because you spelled my full username wrong. ------------ If Pam killed Knifello, what would happen?