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Irockths
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Peasant

Self-explanitory, tbh. You ask a stupid question, and the next person gives a smart answer.
EG:
Q:
When is tomorrow???

A:
In about an hour and a half.

My stupid question:
How do I find my consciousness??? I lost it.

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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Alt + X = RC.

RC X 40000000000000000 = Alt?

RubberyChicken
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Nomad

no RC/Alt = firetail_madness.

firetail madness x alt = ?

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

null. Alt = infinite if the function is awesomeness.

Zega + plokkey - juan / russianfreak X Alt equals?

RubberyChicken
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RubberyChicken
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Nomad

0 anything multiplied by 0 (alt) = 0 (epic sarcasm)

firetailmadness/zega - Alt = RC + X what/who is X?

gooddemon
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gooddemon
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Nomad

its -u-a- -r-n-s ---d--- TOP SECRET

why is the answer top secret?

Fyrefox
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Fyrefox
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Blacksmith

Because no one really cares to figure out what it is.

Um...a stupid question..eh,

When you mix 2 colors how come it makes one?

dragonball05
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Shepherd

Because the two colors compromise and decide to fuse together at a molecular level. :O

What is the answer to this question?

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

The answer is is.

RC = 1. RC + Alt = 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?

xelada
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xelada
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Nomad

correct.

How wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Kobold.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Felix's Sol Blade lets out a howl!! Megiddo!! Kobold is dead.

Gold minus butt by halloween candy?

xelada
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Nomad

platinum

How much norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck norris.

dragonball05
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Shepherd

How much norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck norris.


It all depends on the rate of chucking that chuck norris chucked the norris and the amount of time he chucked. The all purpose answer in this case would be as much as Chuck Norris wants. (smart, right?)

Who created sporks? (I hope thisisnotalt answers this)
thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

GEORGE!! The right and balanced force in the Universe created sporks. Also, just call me alt, because you spelled my full username wrong.
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If Pam killed Knifello, what would happen?

Destor
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Nomad

Then the Ninja Turtles would come and make another dumb movie about it!

If flying monkeys appeared, would my brain implode?

xelada
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Nomad

Knifello would die.

If peter piper picked a patch of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick.

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