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Irockths
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Peasant

Self-explanitory, tbh. You ask a stupid question, and the next person gives a smart answer.
EG:
Q:
When is tomorrow???

A:
In about an hour and a half.

My stupid question:
How do I find my consciousness??? I lost it.

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dragonball05
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Shepherd

Also, just call me alt, because you spelled my full username wrong.


Sorry, I just forgot to put "an" in there, though..

If Pam killed Knifello, what would happen?


it would rend reality to pieces and destroy the Universe.

Who created George?
thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

The battle between Pam and Knifello, as a product of their souls merging and developing sentience.

Does John believe in unicorns?

slliM
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Nomad

Who created George?


Cholokid of course, the ultimate being of awesomeness who rides George the duck's back.

Why is pi, pi?
xelada
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Nomad

because they exist.
Did we live in a virtual reality.

dragonball05
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Shepherd

Gah double ninja'd. My answer is the best for alt's question, though.

If flying monkeys appeared, would my brain implode?


It all depends on the number of flying monkeys.
If below 20, no your brain won't implde.
If 20-80, your brain will slowly implode.
If more than 80, your brain will implode instantaneously

If peter piper picked a patch of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick.


How ever many were in a patch of pickled peppers. I would assume the patch is square, so I'll go with 100.

Question above.
dragonball05
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Shepherd

Lol triple ninja'd.

Does John believe in unicorns?


Only sometimes, depending on his mood.

Why is pi, pi?


Mathematicians who were coming up with the dimensions of cirlces got hugnry one night while naming things, then ate some pie. They decided to name it after what they ate, but they forgot an e, and here we are with pi.

Did we live in a virtual reality.


No, only Neo did.

Why do I exist?
thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

You exist because of George's mercy.

What element is the most useful for George?

xelada
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xelada
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Nomad

Because your mummy and daddy did grown up stuff.

If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a clown with no-one else there is it still funny?

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

xelada, you didn't answer my question. NINJA!

to the tree's friends it sure as hell is.

RubberyChicken
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Nomad

question alt? I'll answer 42.

what is the airspeed velocity of a sparrow?

dragonball05
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Shepherd

What element is the most useful for George?


I'd say wind/pizza because of it's multipurpose. It can be a force of nature or food.

Why am I posting here?
thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

@RC: African or European swallow?

If George took pity against you, what would he do?

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

@dragonball: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you ninjad me! You're posting here because it is what George is wanting you to do.

Question above. ^

dragonball05
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@alt:he will allow you to follow the path of the Orange.

Why is my armatar blue?

RubberyChicken
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Nomad

eat you slowly with a spork while having Mr. T. say that I pity the fool repeatedly.

All your base are belong to who?

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