Today I share a new and abnoxious fad A way we can drive others insanely mad! To speak in constant riddles and rhymes Fun can be had to pass these boring times. So go out all over the community and say What it is you must in a poetic way! If one asks of you to cease and to stop Say to them and say in this way-
"Why not? It is only a rhyme I am me As you can see So let me be For I am free!"
And if they pursist in that your rhymes end To them this is the message to send
"Oh, what a pity to end such ploys Oh, how shall I find new joys? The sadness you bring me puts me down I must move on and speak no sound"
If they continue to complain and pursist Simply remember they don't exist Ignore them and don't give them a breath of your air Continue to rhyme as much as you dare.
It is the poetry that we seek For we are poets, The Poets of True Speak!
Ok then this makes no sense I will try to rhyme but hence this is far too dumb for me Should I do this, NoNameC? And the- eh, screw it all Rhyming is fun but it will fall And D@mn you now it's etched in my brain Stop it man! This is insane!
You guys a rough and kinda tough but I like your rhymes and I like pie
I can rap so take that crap to another place or I'll hit you with my mace! Your tainting the air And my bear You both have lice And play with loaded dice
There must be rules which must also be clear So this shall be the only post with no rhymes
Rule 1. This thread is our sanctuary. No posts are allowed in here that do not consist of rhymes or riddles. Only this post I want to see in plain as day and easy to read English.
Rule 2. Do not use this thread to flame each other. May it be for play or not, we must suport each one another. For we will die fast if we can't get along.
Rule 3. Make sure your rhymes remain on topic. It is easy to add on a random statement that makes no sence to fill in a void. So if politics be the topic, don't add on "And your hair is greesy" just to fill in space.
Rule 4. If someone tells you to stop, unless it is the creator of the thread you post on, you may keep rhyming. If someone tells you to stop or explains to you that you are being annoying, you are to reply with the following rhyme:
"Why not? It is only a rhyme I am me As you can see So let me be For I am free!"
If they continue to give you a hard time. You are to reply:
"Oh, what a pity to end such ploys Oh, how shall I find new joys? The sadness you bring me puts me down I must move on and speak no sound"
If they continue to give you a hard time. Ignore them at all costs. No matter if they say you have no life. Just know they are wrong and laugh in your head. If they call your mother a prude, continue to ignore them. If words are to harsh, ignore them and if you must, report them. Just do not egg them on. Just pretend they do not exist. Do not even talk about them.
Rule 5. You do not always have to rhyme. As long as you choose to rhyme elsewhere other than here and in this section and as long as you remain on full topic, you may call yourself a Poet of True Speak!
Are you talking to me? Hey look, it's my bee. Look who you offended! If that's what you intended well f*** you I'll hit you with my shoe My bee will attack and drive you back!
It was directed at ryan The ryan un-rhyming
I'm still here, haven't left quite yet Still in the game, guarding the net but its 10 at night Dark makes me fright Should I go? If ryans here, NO NO NO! I will not lose, I am a poet I've got a chance, use it or throw it? Later at night I leave with a fright Ryan's a re**** To all, good night!
Aha! What a wonderful pastime! yet at the same time, vulnerable to forum crime! I say, I'll rhyme, you won't have to give me a dime, for on it's own, my rhyming skills will climb!
Why hello, NoNameC68! I must say your rhymes are great. Your spelling however, is not. With each post, errors are fraught! Reading your errors isn't my cup of tea, but I admit, I'm a spelling Nazi!
but, JereN, I'm afraid you don't understand! The misspellings are somewhat crazy. They seem almost planned. For not a typo I am pointing out. A misunderstanding, I bet. For the letters missed live far way on the keyboard, is what I'm afraid you don't get.
But of course there are funny misspellings that just happen when you're not native English speaker..even if "For the letters missed live far way on the keyboard" the problem most often occur when one does his thinking in some other language.
or maybe I just speak about the wrong thing now :P 'cos the "you don't get." in the end might just be true
(I'll turn this message in to rhymes and riddles at some point. It's just too late for my brains to work correctly now ;O)
Someone has infiltrated Our Poetic Peace We'll have to saturate him In our rhyming speech We have to get him outta here or possibly convert Otherwise he'll probably end up face down in the dirt. CONVERT! CONVERT! CONVERT!!
I'll turn this message in to rhymes and riddles at some point. It's just too late for my brains to work correctly now ;O
Argh! So many errors! Even the title of the thread has an error! Spelling errors give me night terrors! I'm solemnized by this storm. Spelling errors, I absolutely scorn. If only they would use firefox, which has a spell-check in the text box.
You aren't so precocious, Your spelling's fine but your grammar is atrocious. No, I'm not out of my head, I speak, of course, of another thread. but alas, this limerick, I will not complete, because I'm not that 1337, For a couldn't find another rhyme for 'atrocious'.
