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20: Attempt to introduce a reasonable, numeric system of potential suicide methods to raving morons... That ARN'T in some far away place on the internet. (If they can't count, odds are they are VIOLENT! >_&gt

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Drink some yellow matter custard sripping from a dead dogs eye.

23. eat a grenade.

22the4 Mistake unsanity for moronity.
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22the5 (Only applies to Semolina Pilchards) climb up the Eiffel Tower.
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22the6 if your name is raxel, calling an innocent person a moron with open hostility without getting the joke.

22the7 retract a statement you deem as unnecessarily inflammatory
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22the8 Mmmmmmmmm. . .arsenic soup.

22the9 a water-drinking contest with Mr. Creosote.

24. swim in boiling oil

25. snakes on a plane

26. just wait very long

27. Breath in pepper spray.

28.Knife
29.Swim in lava

30. shove a pencil up your nose, puncturing your brain

31. try to break a skateboard with your head

32 running through flames with oil all over your body

33. Say something rude to Chuck Norris

34. Hang yourselve in a noose.