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Posted Nov 21, '09 at 11:51pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

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Well Ryan, where else could she keep it but . . . around her neck?

 

Posted Nov 21, '09 at 11:57pm

the_manta

the_manta

4,697 posts

OH EM GEE Forgot to post.

I kneeled on the ground and moped.
"My wig... Noooooo....â It had been utterly decimated by that last explosion. "Now they'll all call me... uh...â I thought about it for a second. "Baaaaaaald...â I coughed.
In the past few days, Klaus had been exiled from the kingdom on account of weed rage. He also managed to beat up and throw quite a few of the contestants. Either way, Klaus wouldn't be in the tournament any more.
Well, most likely...
Cenere handed Strop some papers, right before a certain Zophia tapped his shoulder.
"Hm?â
"Hi! :3â I never will know how she can say the kitty smiley face out loud. Just another reason to love this place, no one understands anything (I.E. Wheel of Moderation).
"Zophia, what in the name of McNeely are you- I mean, can I help you?â
"Trick-" She paused... "or treat?â
"What are you talking ab- UH!!â
She dropped some kind of purple sphere... a ticking, purple sphere... Hoo boy.
"EVERYBODY GET D-"
The bomb went off with a- well, a bang! It seemed like all this contest consisted of was explosions. Seriously.
Anyway, it didn't hurt, per se. Actually, all that happened was a cloud of purple smoke enveloped us. Purple and pink. Lots of different shades of purple and pink, lavender, baby skin, cherub, fuchsia, and other colors... none of which I had noticed or even known the name of beforehand.
In fact... there were quite a few things I didn't know before! How to look stylish and comfortable, which boy bands rock out loud, Robert Pattinson's blood type, my cup size, 36C...
Er.
Yipe. I felt my chest.
"Jesus Christ... Zophia gave us boobs!â The moment was bittersweet. I realized how high my voice seemed only then.
"Ah, hang on. Am I a full blown woman? Damn, I just wanted breasts...â I am a strange boy. Er, well, you know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two things came to my attention at that moment. A) I had my hair back! B) I was topless!
I won't lie, the breeze was nice. Buuuuut can't go running around Armor Land exposed. I think I might just have gotten banned. I pulled two shells out of my purse (OMG, where did I get a purse[and when did I pick up saying OMG out loud?]?) and a rubber band. "This might work for now...â
"Is everyone alright?â Strop quite obviously got hit as well. "Well, I've talked with Zophia. She doesn't have an antidote,â He- She said, audibly grinding her teeth.
":3â
"But, since we'll be like this for awhile, we want you to think up feminine names for yourself. You may call me Strip!â Urgh, how modest.
Well, who was I to talk, wearing a pair of shorts and a shell bikini top... although, I looked pretty stylish!
I tried to think up my own woman name. I was torn between Mantina and Womanta. Mantina was adorable, but Womanta just made me giggle! In the end, it was decided to alternate between the two, as trip preferred Womanta and Cenny Cen... well; he just plain refused to refer to me as Womanta.
Some of my favorite names were Frances the Biker Girl, the Cowwoman, and Gametestro.
Frances even got a Harley. I was, like, so jealous...

"Well, no use in moping about this. Might as well make the best of a bad situation...â I thought. "You know what'd be sooo fun? Walking around town.â I went to the Atrium. I felt cold, confused stares and heard whispers.
"Hey, that's a girl!â "What is a girl doing here?â "What's a girl?â "What are those things on its chest?â
Oh. My God. They were talking about me. Boys are, like, so weird. It's like they didn't know what a girl was!
I think I picked up an accent...
"Hey, a gym!â I walked in. Typical gym equipment. A weight lifting station, some punching bags, an elliptical, a bunch of shady guys in the corner picking on a newbie.
I approached the bags and gave it a twist-kick and a bow-punch. I retained my skills! Hooray! I just kept beating and beating and beating it, but one of my claws ripped it just a little and got caught.
"I broke a naaaaaaiil!â I smacked the bag, it deserved it! But the chain, like, snapped! It caught those guys' attention. They weren't even that cute. Plus, I still had a male's sexual orientation for whatever reason.
Their pack leader came up to me. "Hey gorgeous, you're pretty strong. How âbout you and I go out sometime?â
"No way. I saw you picking on that poor little guy, you're just a big jerk.â
"Hey, hey, hey, don't be like that.â
"No!â
He reached for me. I punched him in the gut and threw him over my shoulder. He got up and tried to grab me again, and as he charged at me and grabbed my chest (*shudder*), I used my mace of aggression technique, grabbing his arms, elbowing his gut and face and throwing him into the wall. His friends stared in shock.
"Guys, help me up.â I saw them step towards their âboss,' but gave them a glare and they ran off.
"I'm, like, so done here.â Like I needed this place anymore. I kicked that guy on my way out.
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"Mantina!â
"Huh? Whozzat?!â A strange, filthy man approached me. Holding some vials of... stuff...
"Mantina! Womanta! Strip! Cenere! Potion!â He panted. A lot.
"Oh em gee, slow down! What are you trying to say, hm?â
"Strip and Cenere told me to find the contestants and give them some potions...â He leaned forward and grabbed his knees. "Here!â He handed me a vial of green potion.
"Uh, thank you. What's your name?â I smiled and held the vial with both hands at my torso.
"Hectic! Hectic the Hermit! Okay, um, I gotta find another contestant now. Bye.â He ran off as fast as he could, which wasn't, like, very fast.
"well, bottoms up... looks yummy!â I sipped it. Tasted like green apple. I like green apple. My eyes gleamed and I swallowed the thing whole.
Nothing changed. I still felt... woman-ish. I scoffed. "No way! This is SOO not happening! Oh well. I like green apple.â
But then I felt all... tingly around my chest. "Ohhhohhh... what's happening?â I thought maybe my breasts were disappearing. Maybe the potion worked!
And that hope fizzled. They just got bigger. Though I wasn't complaining. "Hmm... I'm not sure if want to get cured,â I thought. Well, I had a feeling I wouldn't be getting it for awhile as it were. I strolled off to the shopping district with a bounce in each step and a breast in each hand.

 

Posted Nov 21, '09 at 11:58pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

10,092 posts

Spencetta, be cool and use notepad.

 

Posted Nov 22, '09 at 12:00am

the_manta

the_manta

4,697 posts

Ah, I did it in Word, then replaced the Wordish symbols with Notepadish Glyphs. Forgot to replace the second quote marks though. @_@

But yeah, the weird symbols are quotation marks. Dun forget it.

 

Posted Nov 22, '09 at 12:03am

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

10,092 posts

Remember, Word/Writer is/are a(del.) douche(s) to Ag.

 

Posted Nov 22, '09 at 12:33am

Pois0nArrow

Pois0nArrow

21 posts

with a bounce in each step and a breast in each hand.


Wow. Fondling yourself in public. Show some respect, woman. And how do you even stand up straight?
 

Posted Nov 22, '09 at 12:40am

Pois0nArrow

Pois0nArrow

21 posts

That just sinks to a new low in teenage immaturity.

 

Posted Nov 22, '09 at 12:42am

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

10,092 posts

No poison, it is you that does. He could be talking about the chest of a man or a tender cut of white chicken meat, no?

 

Posted Nov 22, '09 at 12:45am

Pois0nArrow

Pois0nArrow

21 posts

Weeeeeell, depending on whether or not you've seen any other of his posts about, then yes, you could be absolutely correct in saying that.

 

Posted Nov 22, '09 at 12:45am

Moabarmorgamer

Moabarmorgamer

8,674 posts

Ignore the trolly.
Bad Poison. I assume he simply was mistaken, believing that this was a butcher shop, and was requesting that his Thanksgiving turkey have only the white meat. It's very simple for those with a clean mind.
Now...am I cameoing here?
*rubs eyes*
I'm boooooreeeed...

 
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