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Posted Feb 3, '10 at 12:07am

Kirby998

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LOL Strop I just didn't imagine you as a gymnist...how are horses ale to do backflips?

 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 12:10am

thoadthetoad

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how are horses ale to do backflips?


You seee, they use their 5th leg in order to get a bit of a catapult going on.

And very very carefully.
 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 12:11am

Kirby998

Kirby998

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Would that be hidden inside there big fluffy tails?

 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 12:24am

jaza_m

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"Plaaaaaay the best song in the world OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL."


Strop. I lurve you.

Funnel webs aint that scary either...I got some at the back. :P
 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 12:31am

Zophia

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Would that be hidden inside there big fluffy tails?
Male horse genitalia are very long, hence the expression "the stallion is walking on five legs" (that's how it's worded in Danish). Thoad was, once more, making an unnecessary penis joke.

Not all anthro horses are portrayed with monstrous lengths, as it doesn't go well in sync with the humanoid body structure. Strop's anatomy on that point isn't AG business anyway~
 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 12:33am

Kirby998

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Male horse genitalia are very long, hence the expression "the stallion is walking on five legs" (that's how it's worded in Danish). Thoad was, once more, making an unnecessary penis joke.

Not all anthro horses are portrayed with monstrous lengths, as it doesn't go well in sync with the humanoid body structure. Strop's anatomy on that point isn't AG business anyway~


Oh...*pause*...oh I see.

Thanks thoad, thanks for breaking back the memory of those zebras on the Discovery channel...
 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 2:55am

Strop

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those zebras on the Discovery channel...


Yeah, thanks a lot for bringing that back too, Kirby. Man, did you see how it-

OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F***. GUIZE.

I was just here to bring you the next scene, i.e. the one that explains Strop's kidnapping!

Horsey Hallucinations

Groggily, the ninja horse opened his eyes. He blinked a few times, before trying to figure out which parts of him he could and couldn't feel. Eventually, he was able to wiggle his fingers, but they were somehow held in place behind him. The only part of him he couldn't feel was his butt, but that was probably because it was numb from being squashed against the bottom of a hard chair while his legs were tied down...

What!?

Strop's eyes flew open. Not that there was much point- it was dark and musty. Almost too dark for him to make out that he was in a small room and that he was tied to a chair. A rather sturdy chair, which, in his still-partially-anaesthetised state, he had no hope of breaking out of.

Just then, the door opened and the room was flooded with light. Squinting, Strop peered as a figure strode in and stood squarely opposite Strop. As his vision cleared, Strop saw a familiar wolf-skin clad figure staring down at him. Except this figure seemed to have a waist. And hips. And boobs. And surprisingly sensuous lips which were currently pursed sternly.

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"I must be seeing things," Strop thought aloud. "Wait, that can't be right: I'm a horse. Or am I?"

"Will you shut it, you dumb-***?" the figure snapped at him.

The penny dropped. "Wow, I'm really not seeing things! Nemo!?"

"That's Nill to you now," Nill corrected him, unimpressed.

Strop started whinney-laughing: "Hahahaha, I get it, nobody and nothing, that's an awesome name!"

Nill said nothing. Strop eventually calmed down: "Wait... so how come you're a woman-" Then another penny dropped (Strop was going to become a rich horse at this rate): "WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK!?"

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"Nevermind that!" Nill barked. "Just tell me how you got your manhood back!"

Strop switched into storytelling mode. "You totally had to be there. There was this bonfire and then there was lots of rain, and just about all the other mods were there, and... where were you?"

"In this room plotting to kidna- I mean shut up!" Nill gnashed her teeth. "You got me into this mess! I'm going to make you pay!"

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"Oh yeah, I had that problem too." Strop recalled.

Nill threw aside her staff and screeched. "See! I've lost my moderator powers! And it's all your fault so you have to fix it now!"

Summoning his secret ninja powers, Strop sprang out of the chair as if he had never been tied down. "It is so not my fault! Zophia's the one who threw the F-bomb. Maybe you should go talk it through with her! Now if you will excuse me... this conference is over."

Nill stood bemused as Strop walked out the room. Or tried to. He huffed over to the door but it was locked. Then he turned sheepishly to Nill.

"The door's locked."**

Nill facepalmed.

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* Ketamine is traditionally a horse anaesthetic. It is occasionally used as a human anaesthetic, too, except not often because it has dose-related effects. The most notorious of these is its hallucinogenic properties, which seems to only apply to humans (how one tells whether a horse is having hallucinations or not would be difficult, hence Strop's confusion).

** Props to anybody who gets the reference. Hint: China.
 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 3:10am

Zophia

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I lol'd. Multiple times. Squeakily. Good job, Strop^^

 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 3:12am

thoadthetoad

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It's cute. Can't wait till the challenge.

 

Posted Feb 3, '10 at 3:26am

kingryan

kingryan

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Haha good job Strop! Finally some progress...

And now I shall continue on my work...

Page 225...well not really...

 
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