1.Your so stupid you had to call 411 to dial 9112.Yo mama' lips so big, she can whisper to herself.3.Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A:A cherry float.4.Q:Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? A:Ones a goodyear, the others a great year!5.Q:What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A:Roberto6.Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'' Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''No offense to anyone. Feel free to copy and paste any to your pages.
yo mommas so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
lol that was a good one
yo mommas so fat when she went to the beach the whales started singing. "we are family!"*cough*
michael jackson was born a guy died a girl, when he died who did he look likeA: His sister
Q: Why doesn't dracula have any friends?A: He is a pain in the neck!
have anyone try what I write in the 1st page?I really want to know what do you guys think about those videos, thx
yo mama is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back. also yo mama is so fat when she saw a bus she thought it was a twinki.
howdo u no when a blonds having a bad day. when her tampon i behined her ear and she dosent no where her pencil is
Ok this a joke i made up last year lolThere's a white guy and a black guy, the white guy is coming out of the movies and says White guy: man i love Indiana Jones don't you love Indiana Jones?Black guy: no not really i'm not fond of white guys with whips.
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