There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name which happens to be, "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division."
When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
The original name of Alien vs Predator was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted 14 seconds
-The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
-When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. -Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
-Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
-After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?" -Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares. -When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help. -There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
nothing is perfect...except chuck norris chuck norris doesn't need (item). (item) needs chuck norris. to chuck norris, the universe is a pinball game. chuck norris knows the equation for the answer of life, 42.
chuck norris dont drive because he had learnt drunken fighting,and also the ability to act drunk even without beer(thats real!i mean the ability to act drunk even without beer part)