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Hey baby... wanna make a baby?
Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U, and I together...
Hey, do you rent or own? Those wings, you angel..

Moshi moshi!

-If you were a buger... I'd pick you first ... ._. (I chuckled at this one while typing it, LOL)

-Are you a pokemon? Because I want a peek-at-chu.

-Yo' baby, you ever kissed a rabit between the ears?

-Hey, is it hot in here, or whhattt?

Rude Ones:
You make my software turn to hardware!
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced n******.
OK.. A bit to rude..

I find giving women simple compliments works the best. For example:

''Wow, you can run fast! You nearly got away.''

ROFL FIREFLY, that actually got me pretty offguard!

Now then:
"Is this an airport? because my heart just took off~"
"Is your father an alien? Because you're out of this world"
"If this was a meatmarket, you'd be prime rib"
"I've gone head over heels for you... mind getting me out of this position?"

I hate tis one:

Your mom. Not your moma jokes just when somebody can't think of something to say so they say: YOUR MOM!

"Your so fly, i can't take my eye off, um, you?"
&quotervert"

Some cheesy ones for ya!

Is that a ladder in your tights(pantyhose) or a stairway to heaven.

Is that a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them.

Hey, I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

That one's my favorite XD

"My love for you is like peeing my pants. Everyone can see it but only i can feel its warmth." I got that from one of my freinds.

"How are you two doing today?"

I like your dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.

I'm not a flintstone but I could make your bedrock

"do you like fishsticks?"
"Yes I do"
"Do you like to put them in your mouth?"
"yeah"
"UR A GAY FISH!!!"

lolz

"It looks like I've lost my number, can I have yours?"