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Arg no! Launch the JSOW's(Currently Vacuum Bombs)! That'll be sure to rip his digestive system out through his larynx!

pHacons Bomb didn't affect Jason,

Jason received no damage at all.

i make a person giga more biga than jason to smash him with his foot, and then blast jason with his magma fire elemental beam of deaath & dooom.

Pee in a fire right next to him

Jason is gay though! You probably just healed him!
I'll just throw some zombies in there...

The Greek Gods Ask Jason If He Would Be In A Bad Movie About A Bad Book. With A pen Sword

Laargirof - Jason is smashes, but recover's and becomes bigger(-50)
bacobit - The Fire screams on Jason, Burning him real good (-100)
pHacon - Jason made (CENSORED) with the zombies, cause he's a homo, so he healed (50+)
coldplaya - Duuuuuuude! Even tho that's not a spell or power or something to kill him with, but Jason didn't want to do it, so the greek gods lightning striked jason in the butt. (-400)

Jason's HP: 174
Jason's Spell: Immune to girls(Homo POWER)

Jason shouts "How much LONGer am i gonna stay alive? ZOMG! kill me already!!! "

*gives Jason his Fable character(who has a few hundred STD's)*

i summon male TNT-zombies to attack jason (TNT-zombies explode i you touch them). then i throw fire balls at jason.

The fire wouldn't flare up, it would just smell real bad. But what ever..
chew off his nose

hit him with a frying pan

pHacon - Dunno what you meant..
xAyjAy - Those TNT-zombies we're effective, Jason couldn't resist the homo tentation, you dealed 50 of damage to jason.
bacobit - His nose is of steel bacobit, EPIC FAIL.
hiyacherry - Successive Hit! You dealed 30 dmg at jason.
JASON is no more homo POWER.

Jason's HP: 94
Jason's Spell: Immune to girls

Jason says "That's all you 4 can do? i can do better with only my foot!"

I was trying to give Jason a few STD's, but as he's not a homo anymore that won't be working...
Hit Jason's foot with my sledgehammer.

I implant the swine flu in him. Then, I use my awesome disease activator on Jason.

[quoteJason is gay though! You probably just healed him!
I'll just throw some zombies in there...[/quote]

LazyOne:

"Let the male strippers in"

*disraction*