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thoadthetoad
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Welcome, Veterans and newcomers! This is the reconstruction of The Zombie Survival Club.

First off, I'll introduce you to some of our staff.
-SkaterKidWhoPwns- This is the guy who is my 2nd in command. If you cannot get to me, go to him and he'll answer questions/comments/concerns.
...We have no other staff? Well then.

READ THE RULES. IF YOU DO NOT IT'S LIKELY YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN.
1. Do not ask "Can I join?" or any other variation of that comment. (instructions on how to join will come soon)
2. Do not make a "Scenario" (will be explained later) unless you are a member.
3. Don't be stupid, use logic and think as if you were in the actual situation. OF course it's unlikely that it will happen, but we ask that all visitors and members be serious and literate.
4. Do not question mod or my/skater's authority (unless a mod directly opposes it)
5. No overly smart-*ss comments against other members, visitors, or your superiors.
6. Do not make a Virus until you are a member. The sheet for making a virus will be given to you upon asking me or skater.
7. DO NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT, ASK "CAN I JOIN?". I cannot stress this enough.

Now that all the rules are over with, I'll go over some Jargons (slang terms relating to "work&quot that we use here.

Scenario - This is a term we use for a situation that is meant to test the user (as well as give you something to do). These are non-linear, and are generally Hypotheticals. Any MEMBER can make a scenario. Scenarios are generally matched with a previous story/situation and they give the supplies you have on hand. As well as the supplies near you. There's also generally a map that goes with it.

Virus, Parasite, Infection - These are the general types of a zombie virus. If there is not a previous virus that is mentioned before a virus or a plan, it is automatically changed to the current dominant virus (Goliath). Goliath will be explained later in the OP.

Zed - Is the common nickname for Zombie. I.E. "Yo dude I just shot up some Zeds!" Or: "Gah! That d**n ZED bit me!"

Well that's it for the terminology! Here's the dominant virus. It's gone through plenty of tweaking, and I think it's pretty much the most realistic virus in the club (aside from hungers). If no other virus is specified before a Scenario or a plan, this is the virus to be used.
Name - Goliath Syndrome
Type - Parasite
Speed - Leisurely walking speed (2-4 MPH)
Sounds - A mild groan, much like a man/woman in pain. No screaming comes from the virus.
Infection - Infection comes from the cells. If so much as a skin cell gets into you, you'll be quickly infected (aprox. 10-160 minutes, depending on strength and immune system of the user). It contracts a lot like AIDS, but it can be ANY cell, be it secretion or meat.
Hunting - It hunts by smell and hearing. It can't see that well, but strong light in the dark will attract it. Best time to attack one is in the daytime. They can't see in detail but they can see blurry instances of light, I.E., a fire or a flashlight.
Other - Cannot swim. Cannot fly, cannot run, cannot climb.
Believability Factor - Goliath was made in a lab (Codename: Anthemia, which is a prototype of the virus. Can also be used for begginers). It hyper-evolved and infected a rat. THe rat got out and began to infect humans (as well as certain birds, causing the infection to be worldwide). What the parasite does is: It enters the body as an infected cell. From there, it infects all the other cells, coating them in a secretion that fends off any form of decomposer (In short, it makes the immune system of the host really powerful). Then, it randomly selects a cell in the body (it is generally a cell in the torso). It grows to about the size of a human heart. IT then crawls it's way into the brain. IT preforms a lobotomy and hooks into the brain, feeding it with a steady flow of required nutrients and oxygen. It shuts down all other systems besides the lungs and flushes out the blood in the body (the parasite provides the necessities for living brain), and spreads long, muscular tentacles across the zombie's body, becoming a puppeteer. The parasite feeds by slowly eating the host. IT'll take a couple of decades in order for the parasite to starve/suffocate.
Best ways to kill it - A shot to the head, killing either the parasite or the brain. A punctured lung will also kill it, but it'd take a couple of minutes for it to actually die.

How to become a member
First off, you need to make a plan. You have everything you would at home. IT would happen the moment you are typing up the answer. So if it happens at night, then it happened at night, happened at day, it happened at day. For the sake of not-cheating, we'll use AG time.
Then, you have to answer a Scenario. The Scenarios come every couple of pages.
Wait for Both the Plan and the Scenario to be graded. Each member has their own form of grading. Once it's been passed around me and Skater will figure out whether or not to let you in.
If you are not initially let in, do not be disheartened! You have unlimited tries to enter, and all members (should) give you tips to get a better plan.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Why the hell am I doing this?
Reasons vary. Some people in the club do think the Zompocolypse would actually happen, and some people (like myself) do it for fun and practice for writing. Others do it because they just like killing and surviving zombies, while keeping it pretty realistic.

Can I make a Virus?
Sure, if you give me a comment on my page I'll be happy to give you the layout for the virus.

Can I Join?
Scroll up and read the OP. Do it.

Can I make a Scenario?
If you are a member, sure. Just make sure it's somewhat realistic. There are no real parameters for it, it just has to be a situation. Try and make it hard, too.

I think that's pretty much it! There are a couple of tiddly bits for you guys, though:
Titles/Ranks - A title or a "rank" will be given to you if you do something outstandingly awesome, stupid, weird, or just plain out there while still keeping it realistic. For a list of the ranks/titles, visit my page.
Members - A list of the members can be found on either my, or skater's page.
Discussion - Discussions will be held every now and again, as a stand-in for a Scenario. There will be a topic in BOLD (BOLD, MEMBERS) to let you know what the Discussion is about.
and that is pretty much it.
Now then, have fun everyone!

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d_dude
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If you could think of a quieter, more efficient way of communicating without too much noise, it would be much better.


What about a knock with a rythm; you know, something like du du-du-du du and wait for a "du du". If not then I don't have any other ideas.
Muse2223
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Wrong. You're dead without a plan. I'll just be all cozy for around 2-6 weeks in my boarded apartment while you're out endangering yourself and wasting ammo :P

I'll probably start exploring a few days after the initial outbreak. By exploring I mean other people's apartments (knock and yell to see if there are any humans.) and maybe checkout the lobby.


Believe it or not, but you can have a gun AND a plan at the same time!
SirNoobalot
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Believe it or not, but you can have a gun AND a plan at the same time!


Whoa, hold on, lets quote YOU for a second!!

You're dead without a gun, that's all there really is to it.


whoa, THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT! According to that statement if I have a gun I automatically survive! Wow, SO easy!

[/sarcasm]
d_dude
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What happens when the gun runs out of ammo? Shockingly, not everybody has a gun.~

One of my main goals is to find a crowbar or possibly a fire axe. Until then my baseball bat (metal) is my main weapon.

Dannydaninja
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Oh my gosh. This topic again. I used to love this when 2 years ago... man I'm gonna tryout for the club

Dannydaninja
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Just a little question I thought I'll pop up a little question.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6660/guns1w.jpg

You are in a gun shop with another man. You have barricade the shop. The man is inexperienced with firearms but says he wants the shotgun in the top left corner. The firearms have no names on them so you don't know what they are called unless you recognize them by sight. They are already loaded with ammo. What guns ( too many will weigh you down ) do you give you and your partner?

Dannydaninja
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Looks as if this topic is practically dead.

You're dead without a gun, that's all there really is to it.


Wrong. Sometimes Meele weapons can be better than guns. Guns practically signal zombies a mile away to converge to your location. Unless you have a silencer of cause. Guns should be used as a last resort. If I could only carry one weapon, and I had to choose between an aluminum bat and a pistol. I would choose the bat.

(knock and yell to see if there are any humans.)

Wrong, making loud noise like yelling will be like a dinner bell to the zombies. If you could think of a quieter, more efficient way of communicating without too much noise, it would be much better.


I would just sneak in. Open the door REALLY quietly, then peek in. If there's a group of zombies there, I might be able to slowly back away without being noticed.

One of my main goals is to find a crowbar or possibly a fire axe. Until then my baseball bat (metal) is my main weapon.


My plan:

http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/pict/1105519829924040_9.jpg
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