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Only post the ending result given to you...
No need to post the whole thing, very long, and too many symbols.

Try to post only fun ones...

Original text:

"Blackbird singing in the dead of night."

...54 translations later we get:

"Heukgisaoy music."

Original text:

"Do not ask what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country."

...54 translations later we get:

"A home that you can do at home."

Lawl?

Original text:

"armor games has the best games"

...54 translations later we get:

"Enjoy the best of sources"

"A home that you can do at home."

Original text:

"I found an oasis!"

...54 translations later we get:

"My friends!"

"Stupidity can be a virtue."

...54 translations later we get:

"This policy is not effective"

Original text:

"What the heck is with translators?"

...54 translations later we get:

"The mean?"

Original text:

"I found an oasis!"

...54 translations later we get:

"My friends!"

"I guess your friends found the oasis first..."

...54 translations later we get:

"Me and my friends ... More temanku."

If you put in 'I had sex with a . . . .' you get strange results . . . .
54 translations puts 'I had sex with a large vagina' into 'I have enough stress.

Saying 'I had sex with a large bread' translates out to 'Core Age' after 54 translations.

'I had sex with a large book' changes to 'world-wide book.'

'I had sex with a small computer' changes to 'I think.'

'I had sex with the Universe' changes to 'my world.'

I know, a bit crude . . . but the results are baffling.

I'm madly in love with the entire concept of you.

54 Translations later is.

"I like what I see."

54 Translations later is.

"Therefore,"

Random comma?

Let's start something.
The next poster uses the result of the above poster's translation as the original phrase to translate.

So if my result is "Bob the builder", the following poster would translate Bob the builder, and get another result which would be passed on.

Sorry for the double but.

Original text:

"Intercourse"

...54 translations later we get:

"Internet"

Someones lonely.

Original text:

"Life sucks."

...54 translations later we get:

"Dogs live in fear."

Apparently one of the translations was "life was sh-" and this became "life is dog droppings"...

"i got really drunk last night"

54 translations later...

"yesterday afternoon"

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"i run with scissors"

...54 translations later we get:

"National"

"Jesus Christ dies for you and your sins so that in his death you could find life. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Jesus died on the development of crime prevention, by the."

...54 translations later we get:

"Development and dyekutting"