ROYAL MERCHANTMAN
Soon after the death of that scurvy dawg pirate, the commerce started again. The king was impatiently waiting for his favorite wine delivery as well as some needed gun powder.
First mate: "Captain, there's an unknown ship approaching!"
Captain CJ" "Holy Shift, more pirates!"
Mateys: "Ahhh, we're gonna die!!!"
Wizard: "We shouldn't have never given the command to that incompetent Jester, his job is too entertain the king, we're doomed!" :O