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cptbignuts12
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Nomad

ANY type of you mama joke

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cleofer5
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Scribe

Yo mama so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

DarkGamer99
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Nomad

Your mama is so fat when she fell out of a tree she went straight to hell.

Sarquann
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Peasant

once u get to high school u realize its for chavs and immatures

dude... I drive and this is funny
cleofer5
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Your mama is so fat when she fell out of a tree she went straight to hell.


I see the abstractness of it, but logically it makes no sense. Good joke though cause I've never heard it before.
cleofer5
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Scribe

Yo mama so stupid she bought everybody solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...

drew333
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Nomad

yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didnt come back.

FloydTC
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Nomad

yo mamas so dumb, she thought the 5 dollar footlong was a cheap jamaican peep show

cleofer5
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Scribe

Yo mama so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongous, and oh my god its coming towards us.

cleofer5
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Scribe

Yo mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine.

cleofer5
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Scribe

i guess everybody ran out of jokes?

Ernie15
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Bard

Your mother is so fat, she takes up a lot of space.

Legion1350
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Nomad

Yo mama's so fat, she was elected mascot of the Goodyear Blimp.

Your mother is so fat, she takes up a lot of space.


Anti-joke chicken, anyone?
cleofer5
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Anti-joke chicken, anyone?


Im not the smartest but what is that supposed to mean?
cleofer5
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Yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas!

Ernie15
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Bard

Your mother is so stupid, her IQ isn't very high.

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