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You mamma is so stupid, she thinks that a boogie board is a committee that regulates disco dancing.

Yo mama so fat that she was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so fat, she ate Mr Creosote in one gulp, digested him, and them threw him up all over the place.

Yo mama so fat that she's the Blob's mother.

Yo mamma is so fat, she sacked J.J. Watt.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to chick-fil-a she licking other peoples fingers

Yo mama so poor she thought you needed a reservation to go to McDonald's.

Yo mama so fat when she put on a red dress, kids thought she was the kool-aid man