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Yo mama so old the fire departments are on standby when you light her birthday cake.

yo momma so old, her highschool yearbook has alexander the great and her as "Prom king and queen"

yo momma so stupid, she bought a playboy to see a boy

yo momma so hairy that bigfoot takes dirty pics of her.

yo momma so fat that when she gets out of the ocean, it's water level drops 11ft.

those are one of many that I know.

your mom is so awesome, that she is just plain awesome.

Your mother is so old, when she was young, it was a while ago.

Yo mama so fat she uses Saturns rings as a hula hoop.
*oooooooooooh burrrrrrrrn*

Your mother is so fat, she had to go on a diet.

Yo mama is so poor she ran after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went walking in a yellow shirt down the street all the kids ran out side and said to there parents i missed the bus

your mom is so rich, she owns a mansion.

your mom is so stupid, she is studying hard to get smarter.

Yo Mama is so stupid, every morning she read her coffee and drinks her newspaper.

Yo Mama so fat she was looking up cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo Mama's so dumb she told you this joke and thought it was funny.

Your mom is so smart, she is a pure genius.

yo mama so dumb she traded a car for a gas