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Fortunately, we have another copy which he can't eat.

Unfortunately, he fell on a rock and spilled his brains.

Fortunately, we have his clone still here.

Unfortunately, his clone just witnessed his clone's death so he's traumatized.

Fortunately, he doesn't have feelings.

Unfortunately, his clone is still dead... :'(

Fortunately, we can just move past that and pretend that the clone has been the original one the whole time.

Unfortunately, we need to learn that.

Fortunately, we can use Knowledge Absorption to ensure that the information sticks.

Unfortunately, the Knowledge Apsorbtion will fail most of the time.

Fortunately, we can use Knowledge Absorption 1000 times and it is bound to work one of them.

Unfortunately, it breaks after 999 uses

Fortunately, the one it worked was first so when we did it first time, it worked.

Unfortunately, we have to wait 14 years, 11 months, 27 days, 6 hours, 53 minutes, and 2 seconds before its effects kick in.

Fortunately, 14 years, 11 months, 27 days, 6 hours, 53 minutes, & 2 seconds means 10 seconds in this world.